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Bagels Quotes

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed Picture Quote #1

I tried being anorexic for four hours - and then I was like - I need some bagels Picture Quote #1

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork Picture Quote #1

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it’s sushi Picture Quote #1

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there Picture Quote #1

The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise Picture Quote #1

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I’ve liked being Jewish in America - there’s a secular version of Jewishness there that’s more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues Picture Quote #1

I’ve done everything from stocking shelves at a natural food co-op, to baking bagels at Brueggers and bussing tables. Then I realized that jobs suck, but if you could get up at 6 A.M. and bake your own breakfast, that is very satisfying Picture Quote #1

Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the gifts that only failure can bring. There are many ways to practice it. Try taking up golf. Or making your own bagels. Or raising a teenager Picture Quote #1

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A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed (Bagels Quotes) I tried being anorexic for four hours - and then I was like - I need some bagels (Bagels Quotes) You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork (Bagels Quotes) I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it’s sushi (Bagels Quotes) I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there (Bagels Quotes) The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise (Bagels Quotes) I’ve liked being Jewish in America - there’s a secular version of Jewishness there that’s more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues. (Bagels Quotes) I’ve done everything from stocking shelves at a natural food co-op, to baking bagels at Brueggers and bussing tables. Then I realized that jobs suck, but if you could get up at 6 A.M. and bake your own breakfast, that is very satisfying. (Bagels Quotes) Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the gifts that only failure can bring. There are many ways to practice it. Try taking up golf. Or making your own bagels. Or raising a teenager. (Bagels Quotes)