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That’s so funny! Even my camel got it! (Camel Quotes)
The day I tried to take a selfie with a camel (Camel Quotes)
... and your stupid camel mask (Camel Quotes)
A camel is a horse designed by committee (Camel Quotes)
Ye blind guides! Which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel (Camel Quotes)
The arabs are a backward people who eat nothing but camel dung (Camel Quotes)
He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel (Camel Quotes)
The camel set out to get him horns and was shorn of his ears (Camel Quotes)
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee (Camel Quotes)
Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all (Camel Quotes)
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane (Camel Quotes)
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel (Camel Quotes)
They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee (Camel Quotes)
When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive (Camel Quotes)
Do not free the camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel (Camel Quotes)
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee’s a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government (Camel Quotes)
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased (Camel Quotes)
The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven’s gate must be made higher and broader, or he will hardly get in (Camel Quotes)
Sometimes it isn’t easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn’t turn wrong into right or stupid into smart (Camel Quotes)
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions (Camel Quotes)
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain’t no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! (Camel Quotes)
On horseback you feel as if you’re moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. (Camel Quotes)
There are worse things than being called ‘the camel lady,’ I suppose (Camel Quotes)
After thirty years of being ‘the camel lady,’ believe me: One becomes inured to the spotlight. (Camel Quotes)
When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive. (Camel Quotes)
I’d like to know why sociologists can’t decide whether movie sex and violence has any effect on children, but there’s a universal consensus that even a glimpse of a Camel will force children to become lifelong smokers. (Camel Quotes)
Passion in a dromedary doesn’t go so deep; a camel when it’s mating never sobs itself to sleep. (Camel Quotes)
First the fish needs to say: Somethin’ ain’t right about this CAMEL ride...and I’m feeling so damned THIRSTY. (Camel Quotes)
I heard someone say that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. I decided to sculpt camels in a needle. (Camel Quotes)
To get into Afghanistan, I bribed my way into a camel caravan of smugglers (Camel Quotes)
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