Advertisements
Car Quotes
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Advertisements
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
If one's honest about it, spending time in a car with children is pretty ghastly (Car Quotes)
Sorry your students drive nicer cars than you (Car Quotes)
You claim you're a bad bitch. But you have no car, you have no house and you have no job. You're not a bad bitch, you're doing bad, bitch (Car Quotes)
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went (Car Quotes)
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after (Car Quotes)
If you don't have to give up your car because others drive drunk with theirs... then why do you have to give up your gun because others commit crimes with theirs? (Car Quotes)
This is how she looks at me when I try to sing in the car (Car Quotes)
Get in the car, now, Gladys! Whatcha' gonna do about it? (Car Quotes)
There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world (Car Quotes)
You can’t treat a car like a human being. A car requires love (Car Quotes)
A bird pooped on our car and it ended up in the image of a bird pooping (Car Quotes)
I think man invented the car by instinct (Car Quotes)
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat (Car Quotes)
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool (Car Quotes)
The days when a car aficionado could repair his or her own car are long past, due primarily to the high software content (Car Quotes)
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured (Car Quotes)
How beautifully everything is arranged by nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it (Car Quotes)
Guns don't make you a killer. Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game (Car Quotes)
The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? (Car Quotes)
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it (Car Quotes)
Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer (Car Quotes)
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car (Car Quotes)
Life is too short for traffic (Car Quotes)
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage (Car Quotes)
Musician: Someone who loads $5000 worth of gear into a $500 car to drive 100 miles to a $50 gig (Car Quotes)
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth (Car Quotes)
Be Careful Of The Company You Keep (Car Quotes)
Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me (Car Quotes)
Never have more children than you have car windows (Car Quotes)
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on (Car Quotes)