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It’s funny how one summer can change everything  (Funny Quotes) Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it  (Funny Quotes) The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me  (Funny Quotes) What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously  (Funny Quotes) Funny, now I can see, how looks can be deceiving  (Funny Quotes) I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny  (Funny Quotes) I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how money change a situation  (Funny Quotes) Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody’s heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song  (Funny Quotes) Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something  (Funny Quotes) And I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face  (Funny Quotes) I’d rather be funny than wise  (Funny Quotes) You’re not funny and nobody likes you!  (Funny Quotes) I just want to be known as funny  (Funny Quotes) You know, what’s funny to one person is not at all to someone else  (Funny Quotes) It’s mighty funny. The end of time has just begun  (Funny Quotes) Ain’t it funny how a moment could just change your life, and you don’t want to face what’s wrong or right. Ain’t it strange how fate can play a part, in the story of your heart  (Funny Quotes) I read a lot of scripts that I just don’t find very funny  (Funny Quotes) I thought I was funny as a kid  (Funny Quotes) Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them!  (Funny Quotes) If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny  (Funny Quotes) Let’s make some funny pictures  (Funny Quotes) The books are funny and sad, and that’s what people respond to  (Funny Quotes) The thing that’s funny is that everyone thinks I’m dead  (Funny Quotes) You know I’m an actress, not just a funny lady  (Funny Quotes) The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man  (Funny Quotes) It is funny, but I’m disappointed that it accentuates the shallow  (Funny Quotes) I’m not very funny!  (Funny Quotes)
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