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Funny Shopping Quotes

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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want  (Funny Shopping Quotes) The voices told me to buy more shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't cry. Go shopping and get over it  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I need shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I don’t know what it is, but it’s on sale  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) When I carry in the groceries  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shut up and take my money  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Two trips are for the weak  (Funny Shopping Quotes) How women choose shampoo. How men choose shampoo  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I'd rather break my arms that take two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) What your girlfriend sees. What you see  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Tetris. Level: Boss  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Getting home after buying all your favorite foods from the grocery store  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with girlfriends  (Funny Shopping Quotes) You can shop online! No, shopping is my cardio  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Let’s go shopping, she said. It won’t take long, she said  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Because to trips are for pussies  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Oh girl, HOLD ON, are those shoes on sale?  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't get mad. Get new shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with a basket. You're doing it wrong  (Funny Shopping Quotes) If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I've been shopping all my life and I still have nothing to wear  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Do you really need new shoes, or are you just saying that because you see them?  (Funny Shopping Quotes)
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