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Groom Quotes

How much you groom somebody else is more important than who grooms you Picture Quote #1

Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom Picture Quote #1

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom Picture Quote #1

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it Picture Quote #1

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families Picture Quote #1

Death stands behind every bride, every groom Picture Quote #1

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The groom is like a flower of gold. When he walks, blossoms at his feet unfold Picture Quote #1

If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you’ll see that they’re rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they’re actually quite clean creatures Picture Quote #1

When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation? Picture Quote #1

I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard Picture Quote #1

Things are different in the international relations between states. In this respect, I am neither a friend, nor bride or groom [of the West] Picture Quote #1

Whether we’re conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication Picture Quote #1

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Groom yourself and your life like a shrub. Trim off the edges and you’ll be stronger in the broken places. Embrace the new growth and blossom at the tips Picture Quote #1

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed Picture Quote #1

When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl Picture Quote #1

Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page And there’s a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age Picture Quote #1

Mediocrity, I discovered, was the great camouflage; the great protective coloring. Those boys who did not fail, yet did not excel, were left alone, free of the demands of the master who might wish to groom them for glory and of the school bully who might make them his scapegoat Picture Quote #1

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom Picture Quote #1

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Being in the consumer business helps us groom talent in areas like marketing, finance and logistics. We can benchmark our outsourcing business to our consumer business and its best practices Picture Quote #1

My new passion is to get Internet education mandated in all schools. We’ve got to start teaching our kids how to be safe in the 40,000 plus chat rooms that are out there. Because they’re being had. These sexual predators groom the kids. I know, I’ve arrested enough of them Picture Quote #1

A great advantage of a large corporation is supposed to be the large pool of talent in which its leaders can find and groom high achievers and successors Picture Quote #1

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom Picture Quote #1

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer Picture Quote #1

For a week I did not take off my mechanic’s coverall day or night I did not bathe or shave or brush my teeth because love taught me too late that you groom yourself for someone you dress and perfume yourself for someone and I’d never had anyone to do that for Picture Quote #1

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I groom, but it doesn’t take me a long time to get to what people see Picture Quote #1

I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush Picture Quote #1

I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard Picture Quote #1

I can’t explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux Picture Quote #1

Whether we’re conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication Picture Quote #1

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for Picture Quote #1

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How much you groom somebody else is more important than who grooms you (Groom Quotes) Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom (Groom Quotes) In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom (Groom Quotes) The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it (Groom Quotes) Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families (Groom Quotes) Death stands behind every bride, every groom (Groom Quotes) The groom is like a flower of gold. When he walks, blossoms at his feet unfold (Groom Quotes) If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you’ll see that they’re rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they’re actually quite clean creatures. (Groom Quotes) When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation? (Groom Quotes) I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. (Groom Quotes) Things are different in the international relations between states. In this respect, I am neither a friend, nor bride or groom [of the West]. (Groom Quotes) Whether we’re conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication. (Groom Quotes) Groom yourself and your life like a shrub. Trim off the edges and you’ll be stronger in the broken places. Embrace the new growth and blossom at the tips. (Groom Quotes) Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed. (Groom Quotes) When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl. (Groom Quotes) Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page And there’s a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age (Groom Quotes) Mediocrity, I discovered, was the great camouflage; the great protective coloring. Those boys who did not fail, yet did not excel, were left alone, free of the demands of the master who might wish to groom them for glory and of the school bully who might make them his scapegoat (Groom Quotes) At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. (Groom Quotes) Being in the consumer business helps us groom talent in areas like marketing, finance and logistics. We can benchmark our outsourcing business to our consumer business and its best practices. (Groom Quotes) My new passion is to get Internet education mandated in all schools. We’ve got to start teaching our kids how to be safe in the 40,000 plus chat rooms that are out there. Because they’re being had. These sexual predators groom the kids. I know, I’ve arrested enough of them. (Groom Quotes) A great advantage of a large corporation is supposed to be the large pool of talent in which its leaders can find and groom high achievers and successors. (Groom Quotes) At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom (Groom Quotes) Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer (Groom Quotes) For a week I did not take off my mechanic’s coverall day or night I did not bathe or shave or brush my teeth because love taught me too late that you groom yourself for someone you dress and perfume yourself for someone and I’d never had anyone to do that for (Groom Quotes) I groom, but it doesn’t take me a long time to get to what people see (Groom Quotes) I didn’t wash today. I wasn’t dirty. If I’m not dirty, I don’t wash. Some weeks I don’t have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush (Groom Quotes) I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard (Groom Quotes) I can’t explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux (Groom Quotes) Whether we’re conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication (Groom Quotes) Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for (Groom Quotes)

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