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Old Lady Quotes

One day I'll be a crazy old lady weighed down with baubles and it will be glorious Picture Quote #1

That’s my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say Picture Quote #1

I’m so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me Picture Quote #1

Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream Picture Quote #1

Remember that the old lady who’s taking forever in line is someone’s grandma Picture Quote #1

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out! Picture Quote #1

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I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs Picture Quote #1

I’d like to punch out a really old lady. There’d be no repercussions Picture Quote #1

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art Picture Quote #1

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care Picture Quote #1

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I’m an old, old lady Picture Quote #1

She’s an old lady and she’s ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it’s your job not to let her make you mad Picture Quote #1

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I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits Picture Quote #1

There’s no rage like old lady rage, just as there’s no tenderness like old lady tenderness Picture Quote #1

No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are going to leave the path, you better have your wits about you and know better than to trust the first scary old lady who talks to you in public Picture Quote #1

And that’s when I realized that there’s really two ways people cry. You cry when you’re sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you are really sad. The tears you cry for yourself? Those are kid tears. You’re crying because you want somebody to help you or pick you up. Your mom, your dad, the old lady next door... anyone Picture Quote #1

Near the kiosk the old lady who sold refreshments seemed slowly to be gathering all the shadows of evening about her skirts Picture Quote #1

Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it requires a bit of imagination Picture Quote #1

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The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine gives his old lady a kiss after supper and his day is over. Finished Picture Quote #1

They’re still in good shape, but I’m not flashing them anymore. I’m an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids Picture Quote #1

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, caught her messin' around with another man Picture Quote #1

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs Picture Quote #1

Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful to do specifics about somebody and then you’re actually doing a character and not doing some random old lady or something Picture Quote #1

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it Picture Quote #1

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I’ve shut myself inside these walls, and I’m going to be a very lonely old lady if I’m not careful Picture Quote #1

When my daughter looks at me, she sees a small old lady. That is because she sees only with her outside eyes. She has no chuming, no inside knowing of things. If she had chuming she would see a tiger lady. And she would have careful fear Picture Quote #1

... you’re not supposed to cuss when you’re an old lady, and just when there’s so much more to cuss about Picture Quote #1

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny Picture Quote #1

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did’nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse Picture Quote #1

Downstairs in the lounge, by the third pillar from the left, there sits an old lady with a sweet, placid, spinsterish face and a mind that has plumbed the depths of human iniquity and taken it all as in the day’s work... where crime is concerned, she’s the goods Picture Quote #1

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One day I'll be a crazy old lady weighed down with baubles and it will be glorious (Old Lady Quotes) That’s my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say (Old Lady Quotes) I’m so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me (Old Lady Quotes) Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream (Old Lady Quotes) Remember that the old lady who’s taking forever in line is someone’s grandma (Old Lady Quotes) There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out! (Old Lady Quotes) I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs (Old Lady Quotes) I’d like to punch out a really old lady. There’d be no repercussions (Old Lady Quotes) A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art (Old Lady Quotes) My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care (Old Lady Quotes) I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I’m an old, old lady (Old Lady Quotes) She’s an old lady and she’s ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it’s your job not to let her make you mad (Old Lady Quotes) I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits (Old Lady Quotes) There’s no rage like old lady rage, just as there’s no tenderness like old lady tenderness (Old Lady Quotes) No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are going to leave the path, you better have your wits about you and know better than to trust the first scary old lady who talks to you in public (Old Lady Quotes) And that’s when I realized that there’s really two ways people cry. You cry when you’re sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you are really sad. The tears you cry for yourself? Those are kid tears. You’re crying because you want somebody to help you or pick you up. Your mom, your dad, the old lady next door... anyone (Old Lady Quotes) Near the kiosk the old lady who sold refreshments seemed slowly to be gathering all the shadows of evening about her skirts (Old Lady Quotes) Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it requires a bit of imagination (Old Lady Quotes) The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine gives his old lady a kiss after supper and his day is over. Finished (Old Lady Quotes) They’re still in good shape, but I’m not flashing them anymore. I’m an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids (Old Lady Quotes) Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, caught her messin' around with another man (Old Lady Quotes) If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs (Old Lady Quotes) Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful to do specifics about somebody and then you’re actually doing a character and not doing some random old lady or something (Old Lady Quotes) What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it (Old Lady Quotes) I’ve shut myself inside these walls, and I’m going to be a very lonely old lady if I’m not careful (Old Lady Quotes) When my daughter looks at me, she sees a small old lady. That is because she sees only with her outside eyes. She has no chuming, no inside knowing of things. If she had chuming she would see a tiger lady. And she would have careful fear (Old Lady Quotes) ... you’re not supposed to cuss when you’re an old lady, and just when there’s so much more to cuss about (Old Lady Quotes) Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny (Old Lady Quotes) I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did’nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse (Old Lady Quotes) Downstairs in the lounge, by the third pillar from the left, there sits an old lady with a sweet, placid, spinsterish face and a mind that has plumbed the depths of human iniquity and taken it all as in the day’s work... where crime is concerned, she’s the goods (Old Lady Quotes)

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