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Guns are like potato chips you can't have just one (Potato Quotes)
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip (Potato Quotes)
That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you (Potato Quotes)
Eat your potato, Ricky! (Potato Quotes)
Marriage is the cold potato of love (Potato Quotes)
My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with (Potato Quotes)
So once again you’re faced with the classic Irishman’s dilemma: Do I eat the potato now? Or do I ferment so I can drink it later? (Potato Quotes)
When I’m done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad (Potato Quotes)
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure (Potato Quotes)
Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one (Potato Quotes)
Without the potato, the balance of European power might never have tilted north (Potato Quotes)
I’m pretty much a couch potato (Potato Quotes)
A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence (Potato Quotes)
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove (Potato Quotes)
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken (Potato Quotes)
If I had a partner who asked when I was going to the gym or commented that I was eating too much or asked if I really needed an extra potato, that would make me feel awful. It would be terrible (Potato Quotes)
Don’t slay that potato, let us be merciful please (Potato Quotes)
I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody (Potato Quotes)
I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They’re my weakness (Potato Quotes)
Try some Symbolic Logic on your little Couch Potato when you go home, and see what happens (Potato Quotes)
A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is under ground (Potato Quotes)
Our model citizen is a sophisticate who before puberty understands how to produce a baby, but who at the age of thirty will not know how to produce a potato (Potato Quotes)
Too bad guys aren't like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards (Potato Quotes)
You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! (Potato Quotes)
The cold smell of potato mould, the squelch and slap of soggy peat, the curt cuts of an edge through living roots awaken in my head. But I've no spade to follow men like them. Between my finger and my thumb the squat pen rests. I'll dig with it (Potato Quotes)
Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one finishes what's on one's plate. That's always been my philosophy (Potato Quotes)
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips (Potato Quotes)
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate (Potato Quotes)
In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it (Potato Quotes)
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year (Potato Quotes)