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Ron Swanson Quotes

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye Picture Quote #1

All the bacon and eggs Picture Quote #1

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard Picture Quote #1

I don't even care Picture Quote #1

You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats Picture Quote #1

Please refrain from discussing feelings in the vicinity of the meat Picture Quote #1

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Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not Picture Quote #1

There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water. That's lying about being milk Picture Quote #2

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes Picture Quote #1

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets Picture Quote #1

Meat Picture Quote #1

I like not to get involved in these matters, or any matters, of any nature Picture Quote #1

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Don't even care Picture Quote #1

Never half-ass two things whole-ass one thing Picture Quote #1

I regret nothing. The end Picture Quote #1

If it doesn't have meat... it's a snack Picture Quote #1

Bacon wrapped shrimp. No thanks, I'm okay. I wasn't offering Picture Quote #1

I need five courses for dinner. And each course will be steak Picture Quote #1

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Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs Picture Quote #1

The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards Picture Quote #1

For what it's worth I think you would make an incredible brunette Picture Quote #1

Take him out and shoot him Picture Quote #1

Bacon wrapped shrimp. My number 1 favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food Picture Quote #1

Hurm Picture Quote #1

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I'm gonna type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole Picture Quote #1

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake Picture Quote #1

Friends: One to three is sufficient Picture Quote #1

Not to worry, I have a permit. I can do what I want. Ron Picture Quote #1

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party Picture Quote #1

There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats Picture Quote #2

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Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Ron Swanson Quotes) All the bacon and eggs (Ron Swanson Quotes) Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard (Ron Swanson Quotes) I don't even care (Ron Swanson Quotes) You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Ron Swanson Quotes) Please refrain from discussing feelings in the vicinity of the meat (Ron Swanson Quotes) Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not (Ron Swanson Quotes) There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water. That's lying about being milk (Ron Swanson Quotes) The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes (Ron Swanson Quotes) Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets (Ron Swanson Quotes) Meat (Ron Swanson Quotes) I like not to get involved in these matters, or any matters, of any nature (Ron Swanson Quotes) Don't even care (Ron Swanson Quotes) Never half-ass two things whole-ass one thing (Ron Swanson Quotes) I regret nothing. The end (Ron Swanson Quotes) If it doesn't have meat... it's a snack (Ron Swanson Quotes) Bacon wrapped shrimp. No thanks, I'm okay. I wasn't offering (Ron Swanson Quotes) I need five courses for dinner. And each course will be steak (Ron Swanson Quotes) Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs (Ron Swanson Quotes) The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards (Ron Swanson Quotes) For what it's worth I think you would make an incredible brunette (Ron Swanson Quotes) Take him out and shoot him (Ron Swanson Quotes) Bacon wrapped shrimp. My number 1 favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food (Ron Swanson Quotes) Hurm (Ron Swanson Quotes) I'm gonna type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole (Ron Swanson Quotes) History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake (Ron Swanson Quotes) Friends: One to three is sufficient (Ron Swanson Quotes) Not to worry, I have a permit. I can do what I want. Ron (Ron Swanson Quotes) If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party (Ron Swanson Quotes) There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Ron Swanson Quotes)

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