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50th Birthday Quotes

For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram Picture Quote #1

At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday Picture Quote #1

Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle’s 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die? Picture Quote #1

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs Picture Quote #1

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs Picture Quote #1

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you Picture Quote #1

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Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! Picture Quote #1

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese Picture Quote #1

At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday Picture Quote #1

Gray hair is God's graffiti Picture Quote #1

I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20 Picture Quote #1

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy Picture Quote #1

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You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you Picture Quote #1

In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose Picture Quote #1

I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it Picture Quote #1

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down Picture Quote #1

Now, they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday Picture Quote #1

And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company’s 25th Anniversary Picture Quote #1

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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! Picture Quote #1

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! Picture Quote #1

Today, you’re halfway to 100! Here’s to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! Picture Quote #1

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For my sister’s 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram (50th Birthday Quotes) At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. (50th Birthday Quotes) Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle’s 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die? (50th Birthday Quotes) Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs (50th Birthday Quotes) The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. (50th Birthday Quotes) Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you (50th Birthday Quotes) Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! (50th Birthday Quotes) Age is not important unless you’re a cheese (50th Birthday Quotes) At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday (50th Birthday Quotes) Gray hair is God's graffiti (50th Birthday Quotes) I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20 (50th Birthday Quotes) You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy (50th Birthday Quotes) You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you (50th Birthday Quotes) In the television age, the key distinction is between the candidate who can speak poetry and the one who can only speak prose (50th Birthday Quotes) I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it (50th Birthday Quotes) The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down (50th Birthday Quotes) Now, they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday (50th Birthday Quotes) And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company’s 25th Anniversary (50th Birthday Quotes) In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! (50th Birthday Quotes) Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! (50th Birthday Quotes) Today, you’re halfway to 100! Here’s to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! (50th Birthday Quotes)

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