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A J Jacobs Quotes

The World Health Organization ... estimated that 1.6 million years of healthy living are lost every year in Europe because of noise pollution Picture Quote #1

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving Picture Quote #1

I pledged to become the world`s greatest expert in a field I knew nothing about Picture Quote #1

Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one Picture Quote #1

I was what they call

Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled with idiots from Drunkopolis Picture Quote #1

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I know that you should always say yes to adventures or you’ll lead a very dull life Picture Quote #1

Mormons were the first settlers. Not sure Joseph Smith would approve of today's topless showgirls and liquor. Though he would like the volcano at the Mirage. Everybody likes the volcano Picture Quote #1

Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That's a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can't really explain why Picture Quote #1

You tell them you have a hunger and a thirst. You don't sit at the same table but you have a hunger and a thirst Picture Quote #1

The key is to pump up your righteous anger and mute your petty resentment. I'll be happy if I can get that balance to fifty fifty Picture Quote #1

I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant Picture Quote #1

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My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop up ads Picture Quote #1

It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality? Picture Quote #1

I thought religion would make me live with my head in the clouds, but as often as not, it grounds me in this world Picture Quote #1

I love the way he talks. By the end, perhaps I'll be able to speak in majestic food metaphors like Reverend Richards Picture Quote #1

Why should we always try to be true to our natural selves? What if our natural selves are assholes? Stalin was true to himself Picture Quote #1

I have to say, passive aggression gets a bad rap these days. It may not be appropriate in all occasions, but it's a lot better than aggressive aggression Picture Quote #1

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Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness Picture Quote #1

How much fiber should I be getting? A huge amount. The Institute of Medicine says thirty grams a day. Which is a challenge. An apple - one of the most high fiber foods - has only three grams of fiber Picture Quote #1

Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures Picture Quote #1

On the bright side, my slightly lower IQ means that I probably have worse recall. Maybe I'll soon forget that I have a depressed IQ Picture Quote #1

I find placebos uplifting and exhilarating. It means that taking action - no matter what the action is - might help you feel better Picture Quote #1

There's a beauty to forgiveness, especially forgiveness that goes beyond rationality. Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one Picture Quote #1

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He's skinny, but not the POW skinny I was expecting. More like lead singer of an emo band skinny Picture Quote #1

Cigarettes' cost far outweigh any resulting trimness, just as asphyxiation outweighs the benefits of stretching out the spine when you hang yourself from a shower curtain rod Picture Quote #1

After decimating several vegetables, I decide juicing is my favorite form of food preparation. There's something perversely appealing about subjecting an innocent plant to that much violence Picture Quote #1

The dehydrator blows warm air on your food for hours, sometimes days. It reminds me of the temperature and intensity of dog's breath. So imagine a German shepherd exhaling on your fruit for a weekend Picture Quote #1

So, if weight loss is your goal, and you have impressive self-control, raw food is something to consider Picture Quote #1

Step back for a minute. Pretend you're from Mars. From a coldly rational point of view, pedestrian helmets aren't a crazy idea Picture Quote #1

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The World Health Organization ... estimated that 1.6 million years of healthy living are lost every year in Europe because of noise pollution. (A J Jacobs Quotes) More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving (A J Jacobs Quotes) I pledged to become the world`s greatest expert in a field I knew nothing about (A J Jacobs Quotes) Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one (A J Jacobs Quotes) I was what they call "skinny fat" - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat (A J Jacobs Quotes) Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled with idiots from Drunkopolis (A J Jacobs Quotes) I know that you should always say yes to adventures or you’ll lead a very dull life (A J Jacobs Quotes) Mormons were the first settlers. Not sure Joseph Smith would approve of today's topless showgirls and liquor. Though he would like the volcano at the Mirage. Everybody likes the volcano (A J Jacobs Quotes) Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That's a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can't really explain why (A J Jacobs Quotes) You tell them you have a hunger and a thirst. You don't sit at the same table but you have a hunger and a thirst (A J Jacobs Quotes) The key is to pump up your righteous anger and mute your petty resentment. I'll be happy if I can get that balance to fifty fifty (A J Jacobs Quotes) I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant (A J Jacobs Quotes) My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop up ads (A J Jacobs Quotes) It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality? (A J Jacobs Quotes) I thought religion would make me live with my head in the clouds, but as often as not, it grounds me in this world (A J Jacobs Quotes) I love the way he talks. By the end, perhaps I'll be able to speak in majestic food metaphors like Reverend Richards (A J Jacobs Quotes) Why should we always try to be true to our natural selves? What if our natural selves are assholes? Stalin was true to himself (A J Jacobs Quotes) I have to say, passive aggression gets a bad rap these days. It may not be appropriate in all occasions, but it's a lot better than aggressive aggression (A J Jacobs Quotes) Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness (A J Jacobs Quotes) How much fiber should I be getting? A huge amount. The Institute of Medicine says thirty grams a day. Which is a challenge. An apple - one of the most high fiber foods - has only three grams of fiber (A J Jacobs Quotes) Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures (A J Jacobs Quotes) On the bright side, my slightly lower IQ means that I probably have worse recall. Maybe I'll soon forget that I have a depressed IQ (A J Jacobs Quotes) I find placebos uplifting and exhilarating. It means that taking action - no matter what the action is - might help you feel better (A J Jacobs Quotes) There's a beauty to forgiveness, especially forgiveness that goes beyond rationality. Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one (A J Jacobs Quotes) He's skinny, but not the POW skinny I was expecting. More like lead singer of an emo band skinny (A J Jacobs Quotes) Cigarettes' cost far outweigh any resulting trimness, just as asphyxiation outweighs the benefits of stretching out the spine when you hang yourself from a shower curtain rod (A J Jacobs Quotes) After decimating several vegetables, I decide juicing is my favorite form of food preparation. There's something perversely appealing about subjecting an innocent plant to that much violence (A J Jacobs Quotes) The dehydrator blows warm air on your food for hours, sometimes days. It reminds me of the temperature and intensity of dog's breath. So imagine a German shepherd exhaling on your fruit for a weekend (A J Jacobs Quotes) So, if weight loss is your goal, and you have impressive self-control, raw food is something to consider (A J Jacobs Quotes) Step back for a minute. Pretend you're from Mars. From a coldly rational point of view, pedestrian helmets aren't a crazy idea (A J Jacobs Quotes)

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