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Accountant Quotes

No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o’clock Picture Quote #1

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant Picture Quote #1

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it’s too late to become a musician afterwards Picture Quote #1

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession Picture Quote #1

If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now Picture Quote #1

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring Picture Quote #1

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Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard Picture Quote #1

I probably wouldn’t make a good accountant. I don’t even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he’s a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me Picture Quote #1

My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn’t believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant. When I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job, and our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love Picture Quote #1

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids Picture Quote #1

Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how much money I’ve got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I’ve lost the bit of paper Picture Quote #1

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I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant. I feel that there is a time when a political statement needs to be made and I make it Picture Quote #1

Every day in life there are challenges; whether you’re an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do Picture Quote #1

I never looked at being a musician any different than waking up one day and wanting to be an accountant or a lawyer Picture Quote #1

I have an accountant, obviously, because I’m self employed, and I use an independent financial adviser. I trust my accountant because we have worked together for a long time now Picture Quote #1

You can make a very good argument that society would be much worse off if you let 10 rapists and murderers free rather than put one poor, wrongly accused accountant in prison. And so my only point on that is that it should open up an argument. It should not sort of settle one, because nobody disagrees with it Picture Quote #1

As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world Picture Quote #1

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Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes Picture Quote #1

I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you pay corporation tax. If you’re then taking it out and spending it on yourself, you have to pay more Picture Quote #1

The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you’ve put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don’t do that now Picture Quote #1

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant Picture Quote #1

When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for years and not find out Picture Quote #1

It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances Picture Quote #1

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If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can’t draw a straight line or sing on key? Picture Quote #1

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No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o’clock (Accountant Quotes) For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant (Accountant Quotes) Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it’s too late to become a musician afterwards (Accountant Quotes) Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession (Accountant Quotes) If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now (Accountant Quotes) The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring (Accountant Quotes) Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard (Accountant Quotes) I probably wouldn’t make a good accountant. I don’t even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he’s a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me (Accountant Quotes) My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn’t believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant. When I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job, and our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love (Accountant Quotes) Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids (Accountant Quotes) Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me (Accountant Quotes) I don’t know how much money I’ve got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I’ve lost the bit of paper (Accountant Quotes) I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant. I feel that there is a time when a political statement needs to be made and I make it (Accountant Quotes) Every day in life there are challenges; whether you’re an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do (Accountant Quotes) I never looked at being a musician any different than waking up one day and wanting to be an accountant or a lawyer (Accountant Quotes) I have an accountant, obviously, because I’m self employed, and I use an independent financial adviser. I trust my accountant because we have worked together for a long time now (Accountant Quotes) You can make a very good argument that society would be much worse off if you let 10 rapists and murderers free rather than put one poor, wrongly accused accountant in prison. And so my only point on that is that it should open up an argument. It should not sort of settle one, because nobody disagrees with it (Accountant Quotes) As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world (Accountant Quotes) Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes (Accountant Quotes) I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you pay corporation tax. If you’re then taking it out and spending it on yourself, you have to pay more (Accountant Quotes) The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you’ve put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don’t do that now (Accountant Quotes) I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant (Accountant Quotes) When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for years and not find out (Accountant Quotes) It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances (Accountant Quotes) If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can’t draw a straight line or sing on key? (Accountant Quotes)

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