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Adam DeVine Quotes

I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid and fun. If you try and be too cool, it only works in high school. After that, being uncool is a very cool thing to do. So just have fun, and don’t worry what other people think of you and people will want to be your friends Picture Quote #1

Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that’s what I like to step behind 100 percent Picture Quote #1

I still haven’t found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet Picture Quote #1

A funny thing is that you can’t search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there Picture Quote #1

There’s not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into ‘Workaholics.’ But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid Picture Quote #1

My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn’t afford it Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want any competition; I’ve finally made it! I don’t want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job, so stay in school! Stay in school and get a nice job working in an office! Picture Quote #1

In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year Picture Quote #1

I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a joke, and I always tell them they won’t. Unless they do something crazy. They all tend to, so you know where that goes. There are no closed doors. The ‘art’ will suffer Picture Quote #1

As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually Picture Quote #1

I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, ‘Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!’ I’m Captain Hook Picture Quote #1

What’s so cool about movies is once you’re done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole new different idea with different characters and a different world. But in TV, you build these characters, and you build this world, and then you’re there for however long you do the show Picture Quote #1

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person Picture Quote #1

I tried out for my basketball team every year and I never made it. You had to buy the shoes before you knew if you were on the team because it took a few weeks for them to ship. I bought the shoes every year, never once made the team, had a ton of high school basketball shoes Picture Quote #1

I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which is a huge deal in America - singing the National Anthem Picture Quote #1

When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and put their bags in the car, and they would give me two dollars. I felt like the richest man in the world Picture Quote #1

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When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn’t know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands Picture Quote #1

My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - ‘Wayne’s World 2,’ ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,’ ‘Shrek 2.’ Anything he does, it’s best the second time around. He needs to do ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.’ Picture Quote #1

Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls’ agendas. So they’re definitely not coming after you Picture Quote #1

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother’s advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last Picture Quote #1

I loved Adam Sandler’s early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get Picture Quote #1

That’s another piece of advice: Don’t go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you’re a doctor - then go to college Picture Quote #1

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People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time Picture Quote #1

You can shoot a show and have it not air. It’s not real until it’s airing Picture Quote #1

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mothers advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last Picture Quote #1

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I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid and fun. If you try and be too cool, it only works in high school. After that, being uncool is a very cool thing to do. So just have fun, and don’t worry what other people think of you and people will want to be your friends. (Adam DeVine Quotes) Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that’s what I like to step behind 100 percent. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I still haven’t found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. (Adam DeVine Quotes) A funny thing is that you can’t search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there (Adam DeVine Quotes) There’s not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so much that whatever makes us laugh really hard makes it into ‘Workaholics.’ But the characters that I think are funny are guys that are confidently stupid. (Adam DeVine Quotes) My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn’t afford it (Adam DeVine Quotes) I don’t want any competition; I’ve finally made it! I don’t want any young bucks knocking me off and taking my job, so stay in school! Stay in school and get a nice job working in an office! (Adam DeVine Quotes) In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a joke, and I always tell them they won’t. Unless they do something crazy. They all tend to, so you know where that goes. There are no closed doors. The ‘art’ will suffer. (Adam DeVine Quotes) As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. (Adam DeVine Quotes) My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I’m not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, ‘Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!’ I’m Captain Hook. (Adam DeVine Quotes) What’s so cool about movies is once you’re done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole new different idea with different characters and a different world. But in TV, you build these characters, and you build this world, and then you’re there for however long you do the show. (Adam DeVine Quotes) Jealousy is the worst trait in any person (Adam DeVine Quotes) I tried out for my basketball team every year and I never made it. You had to buy the shoes before you knew if you were on the team because it took a few weeks for them to ship. I bought the shoes every year, never once made the team, had a ton of high school basketball shoes. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which is a huge deal in America - singing the National Anthem. (Adam DeVine Quotes) When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and put their bags in the car, and they would give me two dollars. I felt like the richest man in the world. (Adam DeVine Quotes) When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn’t know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands. (Adam DeVine Quotes) My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - ‘Wayne’s World 2,’ ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,’ ‘Shrek 2.’ Anything he does, it’s best the second time around. He needs to do ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.’ (Adam DeVine Quotes) Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls’ agendas. So they’re definitely not coming after you. (Adam DeVine Quotes) The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother’s advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last. (Adam DeVine Quotes) I loved Adam Sandler’s early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get. (Adam DeVine Quotes) That’s another piece of advice: Don’t go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you’re a doctor - then go to college (Adam DeVine Quotes) People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time (Adam DeVine Quotes) You can shoot a show and have it not air. It’s not real until it’s airing (Adam DeVine Quotes) The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mothers advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last (Adam DeVine Quotes)