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Adam Ferrara Quotes

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it’s a good thing Picture Quote #1

I’ve been told I have an aggressive driving style Picture Quote #1

I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti Veyron. That will really make you want to give to your fellow man Picture Quote #1

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink Picture Quote #1

The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart Picture Quote #1

I love to believe that there’s one God but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick Picture Quote #1

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam - uh, don’t kiss guys.’ Picture Quote #1

I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It’s that expensive Picture Quote #1

I do stupid stuff like that: I’ll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers Picture Quote #1

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good - stop.’ Picture Quote #1

I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun Picture Quote #1

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Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can’t convince two of my friends to help me move Picture Quote #1

It fits my ADD, so that’s good. Because I really can’t focus on anything for too long. And ‘Top Gear’s really the easiest thing to do because I’m with my pals. It’s like coming home with my friends. We’re having so much fun making the show Picture Quote #1

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t Picture Quote #1

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I’m real lucky to be in a position to help Picture Quote #1

What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I’ll never know why! Picture Quote #1

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’ Picture Quote #1

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’ Picture Quote #1

I talk a lot about women in my act, ‘cause let’s face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food Picture Quote #1

You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not Picture Quote #1

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil Picture Quote #1

I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ‘til you hear water Picture Quote #1

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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking...,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something Picture Quote #1

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’ Picture Quote #1

What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why! Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice Picture Quote #1

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities Picture Quote #1

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t Picture Quote #1

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Any time you can get a muscle car back, it’s a good thing (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I’ve been told I have an aggressive driving style (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti Veyron. That will really make you want to give to your fellow man. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink (Adam Ferrara Quotes) The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I love to believe that there’s one God but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam - uh, don’t kiss guys.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I don’t have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It’s that expensive. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I do stupid stuff like that: I’ll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good - stop.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I took a Ferrari under the 405 freeway. We took rent-a-cars through the desert. That was fun. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) Terrorists convince thousands of people to kill themselves in the name of God. I can’t convince two of my friends to help me move. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) It fits my ADD, so that’s good. Because I really can’t focus on anything for too long. And ‘Top Gear’s really the easiest thing to do because I’m with my pals. It’s like coming home with my friends. We’re having so much fun making the show. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I’m real lucky to be in a position to help. (Adam Ferrara Quotes) What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I’ll never know why! (Adam Ferrara Quotes) Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I talk a lot about women in my act, ‘cause let’s face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food (Adam Ferrara Quotes) You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not (Adam Ferrara Quotes) There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ‘til you hear water (Adam Ferrara Quotes) Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking...,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something (Adam Ferrara Quotes) One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’ (Adam Ferrara Quotes) What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why! (Adam Ferrara Quotes) My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities (Adam Ferrara Quotes) I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t (Adam Ferrara Quotes)

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