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After The Funeral Quotes

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in Picture Quote #1

There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral Picture Quote #1

The Nobel is a ticket to one’s own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it Picture Quote #1

When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since Picture Quote #1

What’s even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you’re diseased or something Picture Quote #1

The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I’m getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer’s funeral because they all know I’m sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff Picture Quote #1

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You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business Picture Quote #1

He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same Picture Quote #1

I’ve had to write a column an hour after I’ve come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was Picture Quote #1

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal Picture Quote #1

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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in (After The Funeral Quotes) There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral (After The Funeral Quotes) The Nobel is a ticket to one’s own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it (After The Funeral Quotes) When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and I’ve done so ever since (After The Funeral Quotes) What’s even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you’re diseased or something. (After The Funeral Quotes) The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I’m getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer’s funeral because they all know I’m sick. I am getting buildings named after me and awards and stuff. (After The Funeral Quotes) You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business. (After The Funeral Quotes) He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same. (After The Funeral Quotes) I’ve had to write a column an hour after I’ve come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was. (After The Funeral Quotes) I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal (After The Funeral Quotes)