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Al Franken Quotes

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science Picture Quote #1

I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve Picture Quote #1

Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free Picture Quote #1

Gary Bauer is a very good - he’s a good friend of mine Picture Quote #1

I want a president who can handle a cream soda Picture Quote #1

Google might be doping the horses Picture Quote #1

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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world Picture Quote #1

Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself Picture Quote #1

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other Picture Quote #1

I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent Picture Quote #1

I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book Picture Quote #1

I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist Picture Quote #1

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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor Picture Quote #1

What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me Picture Quote #1

I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison Picture Quote #1

Whining is anger through a small opening Picture Quote #1

Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly Picture Quote #1

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure Picture Quote #1

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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’ Picture Quote #1

The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest Picture Quote #1

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life Picture Quote #1

The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues - they’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team Picture Quote #1

Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that Picture Quote #1

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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a ‘living’ document Picture Quote #1

I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die Picture Quote #1

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit Picture Quote #1

I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls Picture Quote #1

If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president Picture Quote #1

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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science (Al Franken Quotes) I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve (Al Franken Quotes) Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free (Al Franken Quotes) Gary Bauer is a very good - he’s a good friend of mine (Al Franken Quotes) I want a president who can handle a cream soda (Al Franken Quotes) Google might be doping the horses (Al Franken Quotes) It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world (Al Franken Quotes) Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself (Al Franken Quotes) Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other (Al Franken Quotes) I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent (Al Franken Quotes) I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book (Al Franken Quotes) I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist (Al Franken Quotes) If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor (Al Franken Quotes) What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me (Al Franken Quotes) I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison (Al Franken Quotes) Whining is anger through a small opening (Al Franken Quotes) Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly (Al Franken Quotes) Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure (Al Franken Quotes) But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause (Al Franken Quotes) I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’ (Al Franken Quotes) The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest (Al Franken Quotes) The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life (Al Franken Quotes) The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues - they’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team (Al Franken Quotes) Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that (Al Franken Quotes) Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a ‘living’ document (Al Franken Quotes) I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die (Al Franken Quotes) Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor (Al Franken Quotes) I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit (Al Franken Quotes) I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls (Al Franken Quotes) If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president (Al Franken Quotes)

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