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Al Franken Quotes

I want a president who can handle a cream soda Picture Quote #1

Gary Bauer is a very good - he’s a good friend of mine Picture Quote #1

Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free Picture Quote #1

I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve Picture Quote #1

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science Picture Quote #1

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor Picture Quote #1

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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way Picture Quote #1

Whining is anger through a small opening Picture Quote #1

I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison Picture Quote #1

What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me Picture Quote #1

I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist Picture Quote #1

I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book Picture Quote #1

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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent Picture Quote #1

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other Picture Quote #1

Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself Picture Quote #1

It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world Picture Quote #1

Google might be doping the horses Picture Quote #1

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me Picture Quote #1

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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks Picture Quote #1

Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point Picture Quote #1

There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people. The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice Picture Quote #1

I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it Picture Quote #1

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from Picture Quote #1

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I want a president who can handle a cream soda (Al Franken Quotes) Gary Bauer is a very good - he’s a good friend of mine (Al Franken Quotes) Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free (Al Franken Quotes) I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve (Al Franken Quotes) We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science (Al Franken Quotes) If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor (Al Franken Quotes) Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way (Al Franken Quotes) Whining is anger through a small opening (Al Franken Quotes) I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison (Al Franken Quotes) What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me (Al Franken Quotes) I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist (Al Franken Quotes) I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book (Al Franken Quotes) I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent (Al Franken Quotes) Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other (Al Franken Quotes) Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself (Al Franken Quotes) It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world (Al Franken Quotes) Google might be doping the horses (Al Franken Quotes) I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me (Al Franken Quotes) I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks (Al Franken Quotes) Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point (Al Franken Quotes) There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people. The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice (Al Franken Quotes) I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it (Al Franken Quotes) Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from (Al Franken Quotes)