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Al Madrigal Quotes

I love doing a show that makes no mention of ethnicity Picture Quote #1

I’m always alone. Sad face emoticon Picture Quote #1

I was a corporate hatchet man, and it’s impossible for me to turn that off. It’s this curse when I walk into businesses: ‘That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.’ Picture Quote #1

You re-watch ‘Napoleon Dynamite’, and there’s a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there’s a lot of funny stuff. It’s definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing Picture Quote #1

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether Picture Quote #1

There’s no reason anybody should be reading too much into ‘Thrift Shop.’ I just have because I have a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old who are really into going to lyric websites, hitting print, and printing lyrics for every song that’s popular Picture Quote #1

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I’m delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I’m Hispanic or Latino Picture Quote #1

I was well-dressed and good at firing people because I really did care. I cared about giving them the opportunity to talk through the situation and was always sincere. I would explain that ‘This was a bad match,’ and they were probably meant to do other things if they weren’t giving their all to this, which paid $10 a hour Picture Quote #1

I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird Picture Quote #1

There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick Moranis voice I do as well when I really get going. It’s pretty horrible Picture Quote #1

People see me on the ‘Daily Show’ or ‘About a Boy’. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy Picture Quote #1

My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they’re totally into music Picture Quote #1

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If you’re playing the clubs, you’re either on your way up or your way down Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been ‘ethnic friend,’ without any serious moments, all jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife Picture Quote #1

My primary responsibility is to be funny Picture Quote #1

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me Picture Quote #1

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I love doing a show that makes no mention of ethnicity (Al Madrigal Quotes) I’m always alone. Sad face emoticon. (Al Madrigal Quotes) I was a corporate hatchet man, and it’s impossible for me to turn that off. It’s this curse when I walk into businesses: ‘That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.’ (Al Madrigal Quotes) You re-watch ‘Napoleon Dynamite’, and there’s a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there’s a lot of funny stuff. It’s definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing. (Al Madrigal Quotes) Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether. (Al Madrigal Quotes) There’s no reason anybody should be reading too much into ‘Thrift Shop.’ I just have because I have a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old who are really into going to lyric websites, hitting print, and printing lyrics for every song that’s popular (Al Madrigal Quotes) I’m delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I’m Hispanic or Latino (Al Madrigal Quotes) I was well-dressed and good at firing people because I really did care. I cared about giving them the opportunity to talk through the situation and was always sincere. I would explain that ‘This was a bad match,’ and they were probably meant to do other things if they weren’t giving their all to this, which paid $10 a hour (Al Madrigal Quotes) I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird (Al Madrigal Quotes) There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick Moranis voice I do as well when I really get going. It’s pretty horrible (Al Madrigal Quotes) People see me on the ‘Daily Show’ or ‘About a Boy’. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy (Al Madrigal Quotes) My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they’re totally into music (Al Madrigal Quotes) If you’re playing the clubs, you’re either on your way up or your way down (Al Madrigal Quotes) I’ve always been ‘ethnic friend,’ without any serious moments, all jokes (Al Madrigal Quotes) I’m not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife (Al Madrigal Quotes) My primary responsibility is to be funny (Al Madrigal Quotes) The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me (Al Madrigal Quotes)