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Al Yankovic Quotes

I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively Picture Quote #1

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child Picture Quote #1

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month Picture Quote #1

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain Picture Quote #1

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt Picture Quote #1

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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love Picture Quote #1

I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art! Picture Quote #1

You fake something until you’re good at it Picture Quote #1

I’ll be mellow when I’m dead Picture Quote #1

Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable Picture Quote #1

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation Picture Quote #1

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I mean, I don’t write for kids Picture Quote #1

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years Picture Quote #1

I’m very analytical, I’m very precise Picture Quote #1

I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing Picture Quote #1

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it Picture Quote #1

I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover Picture Quote #1

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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se Picture Quote #1

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again Picture Quote #1

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Picture Quote #1

You don’t need to be defined by your job Picture Quote #1

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork Picture Quote #1

There aren’t that many superstars around anymore Picture Quote #1

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to force creativity and humor Picture Quote #1

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm Picture Quote #1

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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively (Al Yankovic Quotes) My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child (Al Yankovic Quotes) Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month (Al Yankovic Quotes) Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain (Al Yankovic Quotes) Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt (Al Yankovic Quotes) You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love (Al Yankovic Quotes) I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art! (Al Yankovic Quotes) You fake something until you’re good at it (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’ll be mellow when I’m dead (Al Yankovic Quotes) Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable (Al Yankovic Quotes) My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation (Al Yankovic Quotes) I mean, I don’t write for kids (Al Yankovic Quotes) A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m very analytical, I’m very precise (Al Yankovic Quotes) I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing (Al Yankovic Quotes) If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it (Al Yankovic Quotes) I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover (Al Yankovic Quotes) A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se (Al Yankovic Quotes) I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again (Al Yankovic Quotes) I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals (Al Yankovic Quotes) You don’t need to be defined by your job (Al Yankovic Quotes) You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork (Al Yankovic Quotes) There aren’t that many superstars around anymore (Al Yankovic Quotes) Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys (Al Yankovic Quotes) It’s hard to force creativity and humor (Al Yankovic Quotes) Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm (Al Yankovic Quotes)