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Alan King Quotes
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I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice (Alan King Quotes)
As a parent, I’d - I’d be a better father (Alan King Quotes)
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust (Alan King Quotes)
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look (Alan King Quotes)
Museums are good things, places to look and absorb and learn (Alan King Quotes)
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers (Alan King Quotes)
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor (Alan King Quotes)
Modesty is not one of my virtues (Alan King Quotes)
My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living (Alan King Quotes)
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life (Alan King Quotes)
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books (Alan King Quotes)
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback (Alan King Quotes)
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it (Alan King Quotes)
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet (Alan King Quotes)