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Alan King Quotes

My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living Picture Quote #1

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life Picture Quote #1

The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it Picture Quote #1

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Picture Quote #1

Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom Picture Quote #1

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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback Picture Quote #1

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something Picture Quote #1

I’m only... I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a... I’m just screaming all over the place with joy Picture Quote #1

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet Picture Quote #1

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify Picture Quote #1

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going Picture Quote #1

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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special Picture Quote #1

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them Picture Quote #1

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books Picture Quote #1

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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living (Alan King Quotes) The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life (Alan King Quotes) The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage (Alan King Quotes) Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it (Alan King Quotes) Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? (Alan King Quotes) Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom (Alan King Quotes) It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback (Alan King Quotes) If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something (Alan King Quotes) I’m only... I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a... I’m just screaming all over the place with joy (Alan King Quotes) You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet (Alan King Quotes) I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify (Alan King Quotes) I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going (Alan King Quotes) I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special (Alan King Quotes) And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them (Alan King Quotes) If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books (Alan King Quotes)

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