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Alcoholic Quotes

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less Picture Quote #1

It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic Picture Quote #1

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person Picture Quote #1

I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait Picture Quote #1

Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast Picture Quote #1

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into Picture Quote #1

Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk Picture Quote #1

They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that Picture Quote #1

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really Picture Quote #1

Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand Picture Quote #1

Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy Picture Quote #2

A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy Picture Quote #1

Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive Picture Quote #1

Well, from this day forward, I Peter Griffin, will never drink again. Peter, what are you doing? Crack Picture Quote #1

I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink. That game exists, it’s called alcoholism Picture Quote #1

Come in, sit down. There’s something we have to talk about. This can’t be about my drinking. I don’t have the money to be a real alcoholic Picture Quote #1

You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now Picture Quote #1

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times Picture Quote #1

Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better Picture Quote #1

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties (Alcoholic Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Alcoholic Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Alcoholic Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less (Alcoholic Quotes) It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu (Alcoholic Quotes) I drink therefore I am (Alcoholic Quotes) Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic (Alcoholic Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Alcoholic Quotes) Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill (Alcoholic Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Alcoholic Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Alcoholic Quotes) Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person (Alcoholic Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem (Alcoholic Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Alcoholic Quotes) I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait (Alcoholic Quotes) Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Alcoholic Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Alcoholic Quotes) Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk (Alcoholic Quotes) They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that (Alcoholic Quotes) Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really (Alcoholic Quotes) Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand (Alcoholic Quotes) Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy (Alcoholic Quotes) A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Alcoholic Quotes) Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive (Alcoholic Quotes) Well, from this day forward, I Peter Griffin, will never drink again. Peter, what are you doing? Crack (Alcoholic Quotes) I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink. That game exists, it’s called alcoholism (Alcoholic Quotes) Come in, sit down. There’s something we have to talk about. This can’t be about my drinking. I don’t have the money to be a real alcoholic (Alcoholic Quotes) You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now (Alcoholic Quotes) Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times (Alcoholic Quotes) Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better (Alcoholic Quotes)

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