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Alcoholic Quotes

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill Picture Quote #1

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic Picture Quote #1

I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait Picture Quote #1

Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem Picture Quote #1

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person Picture Quote #1

Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand Picture Quote #1

Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy Picture Quote #2

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really Picture Quote #1

Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive Picture Quote #1

Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk Picture Quote #1

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into Picture Quote #1

They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that Picture Quote #1

A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy Picture Quote #1

Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better Picture Quote #1

You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now Picture Quote #1

I’ve been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life Picture Quote #1

So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Picture Quote #1

I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic Picture Quote #1

Oh, the alcoholic afternoons when we sat in your room Picture Quote #1

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties (Alcoholic Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Alcoholic Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Alcoholic Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less (Alcoholic Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Alcoholic Quotes) It's not a hangover it's Wine Flu (Alcoholic Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Alcoholic Quotes) I drink therefore I am (Alcoholic Quotes) Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill (Alcoholic Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Alcoholic Quotes) Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic (Alcoholic Quotes) I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait (Alcoholic Quotes) Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Alcoholic Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Alcoholic Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem (Alcoholic Quotes) Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person (Alcoholic Quotes) Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand (Alcoholic Quotes) Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy (Alcoholic Quotes) Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really (Alcoholic Quotes) Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive (Alcoholic Quotes) Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk (Alcoholic Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Alcoholic Quotes) They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that (Alcoholic Quotes) A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Alcoholic Quotes) Drink took to me, said Simple. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better (Alcoholic Quotes) You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now (Alcoholic Quotes) I’ve been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life (Alcoholic Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? (Alcoholic Quotes) I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic (Alcoholic Quotes) Oh, the alcoholic afternoons when we sat in your room (Alcoholic Quotes)

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