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Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Convictions are variable; to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Nonsense, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Contempt; the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection’s failure to substitute misrule for bad government (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)