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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
San Francisco is the place where most people were last seen (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
NOVEL, n. A short story padded (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one’s voice (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Achievement is the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Book - Learning : The dunce’s derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance. (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it. (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Perseverance a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Present. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)