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Amy Sedaris Quotes

If I’m creating something for myself, then I want to have fun Picture Quote #1

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid Picture Quote #1

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high Picture Quote #1

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show Picture Quote #1

You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air Picture Quote #1

Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t a cliquey person, and I think that’s because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn’t like Picture Quote #1

I’d just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out Picture Quote #1

I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting Picture Quote #1

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it Picture Quote #1

I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone Picture Quote #1

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A lot of times girls think they’re funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly Picture Quote #1

If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that’s not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there’s something around me protecting me Picture Quote #1

When I’m by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don’t listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I’m not good at it Picture Quote #1

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it’s different when you’re sitting down and writing it out Picture Quote #1

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination Picture Quote #1

I’m drawn to people who look different. I’m not exploiting. I’m not making fun of them. I’m drawn to them Picture Quote #1

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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market Picture Quote #1

You think in a different way when you don’t have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff Picture Quote #1

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face Picture Quote #1

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there Picture Quote #1

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it Picture Quote #1

I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married Picture Quote #1

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Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive Picture Quote #1

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop Picture Quote #1

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash Picture Quote #1

Although it has been said that idle hands are the devil’s workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil’s workshop Picture Quote #1

It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires Picture Quote #1

Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas Picture Quote #1

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If I’m creating something for myself, then I want to have fun (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid (Amy Sedaris Quotes) It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show (Amy Sedaris Quotes) You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I’ve never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I wasn’t a cliquey person, and I think that’s because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn’t like (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I’d just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like to play unattractive people who think they’re pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone (Amy Sedaris Quotes) A lot of times girls think they’re funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly (Amy Sedaris Quotes) If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that’s not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there’s something around me protecting me (Amy Sedaris Quotes) When I’m by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don’t listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I’m not good at it (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it’s different when you’re sitting down and writing it out (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I’m drawn to people who look different. I’m not exploiting. I’m not making fun of them. I’m drawn to them (Amy Sedaris Quotes) My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market (Amy Sedaris Quotes) You think in a different way when you don’t have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop (Amy Sedaris Quotes) I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Although it has been said that idle hands are the devil’s workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil’s workshop (Amy Sedaris Quotes) It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires (Amy Sedaris Quotes) Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas (Amy Sedaris Quotes)

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