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Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
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I always believed you could fix whatever problems (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Little Boy Blue... he needed the money! (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story. (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, ‘I hate the rich.’ From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don’t raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
When I do any stand-up, you’re the writer, director, and producer. You’re alone (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it’s become really out of control, in my opinion (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That’s the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I’m awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there’s no traffic. It’s almost like you own the street at night. (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I certainly don’t walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it’s a constant, (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that’s what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material. (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
If you hide what you really are, then there’s going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don’t mind if a girl is aggressive. It’s just sex. (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I’ll always push myself because that’s the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it’s incredibly great and some of it’s really bad. (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I just like to make people laugh (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I like when something makes you think after you stop watching (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I have no problem today letting people know I’m part of what they live. That’s why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I like real girls. When they’re in bed with you, it’s not a show. They just want to do that (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I certainly don’t walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it’s a constant (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I’ll always push myself because that’s the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it’s incredibly great and some of it’s really bad (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
You walk into my bedroom at night, it looks like a nightclub. There’s all kinds of lighting effects, there’s all kinds of music. I want them to feel like they’re in for a show. I believe in romance (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
If you hide what you really are, then there’s going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don’t mind if a girl is aggressive. It’s just sex (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don’t put them down for it. I think it’s great. My attitude with sex with any woman I’ve ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don’t ever hold back with me (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Comics, as good as they might be, they didn’t know much about performance. There aren’t too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting tired. They might have good material, but it’s about theater to me (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it’s my way of saying what’s going on in the world. How people are animals, really (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I’ve always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you’re playing (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I’m awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there’s no traffic. It’s almost like you own the street at night (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I’ve been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don’t care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that (Andrew Dice Clay Quotes)
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