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Andy Rooney Quotes

Great teachers are usually a little crazy Picture Quote #1

Finding the tool is often half the battle Picture Quote #1

Walking is good for the soul Picture Quote #1

Everyone hates war, everyone says Picture Quote #1

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything Picture Quote #1

It’s best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it’s requested, and when it’s a life threatening situation Picture Quote #1

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My mother always called me ‘sturdy’ and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am Picture Quote #1

We all ought to understand we’re on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn’t do kids any harm for a few years but it isn’t smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day Picture Quote #1

You really can’t blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They’ve got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not Picture Quote #1

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that’s what I’m here for Picture Quote #1

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare Picture Quote #1

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I’ve learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away Picture Quote #1

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love Picture Quote #1

We’ve sent a man to the moon and that’s 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody’s ever done it Picture Quote #1

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful Picture Quote #1

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for Picture Quote #1

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I mean, the notion that we must love everything in this country or get out and go someplace else is ridiculous. I mean, if you -- the best thing a patriotic American can do is to look and be critical and find out what’s wrong and try to make it better. That’s what a patriotic American does Picture Quote #1

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can’t drive, take way too long to shop, and don’t even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it’s to our [youngers’] detriment Picture Quote #1

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty Picture Quote #1

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist Picture Quote #1

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time Picture Quote #1

In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning Picture Quote #1

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Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they’ll be okay if they’re left alone Picture Quote #1

I mean, I’m not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game Picture Quote #1

I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural Picture Quote #1

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business Picture Quote #1

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that’s as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates Picture Quote #1

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly Picture Quote #1

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Great teachers are usually a little crazy (Andy Rooney Quotes) Finding the tool is often half the battle (Andy Rooney Quotes) Walking is good for the soul (Andy Rooney Quotes) Everyone hates war, everyone says (Andy Rooney Quotes) It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything (Andy Rooney Quotes) It’s best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it’s requested, and when it’s a life threatening situation (Andy Rooney Quotes) My mother always called me ‘sturdy’ and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am (Andy Rooney Quotes) We all ought to understand we’re on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn’t do kids any harm for a few years but it isn’t smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day (Andy Rooney Quotes) You really can’t blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They’ve got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not (Andy Rooney Quotes) Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that’s what I’m here for (Andy Rooney Quotes) We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away (Andy Rooney Quotes) Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’ve sent a man to the moon and that’s 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for some reason nobody’s ever done it (Andy Rooney Quotes) I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful (Andy Rooney Quotes) I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for (Andy Rooney Quotes) I mean, the notion that we must love everything in this country or get out and go someplace else is ridiculous. I mean, if you -- the best thing a patriotic American can do is to look and be critical and find out what’s wrong and try to make it better. That’s what a patriotic American does (Andy Rooney Quotes) Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can’t drive, take way too long to shop, and don’t even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it’s to our [youngers’] detriment (Andy Rooney Quotes) The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty (Andy Rooney Quotes) One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist. (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time. (Andy Rooney Quotes) In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning. (Andy Rooney Quotes) Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they’ll be okay if they’re left alone. (Andy Rooney Quotes) I mean, I’m not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game. (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural. (Andy Rooney Quotes) I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business. (Andy Rooney Quotes) One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that’s as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates. (Andy Rooney Quotes) One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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