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Andy Rooney Quotes

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians Picture Quote #1

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Picture Quote #1

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer Picture Quote #1

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature Picture Quote #1

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well Picture Quote #1

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work Picture Quote #1

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child Picture Quote #1

Small daily happenings make life spectacular... start enjoying the small things in life! Picture Quote #1

I can’t choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it Picture Quote #1

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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others Picture Quote #1

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time Picture Quote #1

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness Picture Quote #1

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one Picture Quote #1

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game - except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important Picture Quote #1

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? Picture Quote #1

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you Picture Quote #1

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law Picture Quote #1

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done Picture Quote #1

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads Picture Quote #1

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting Picture Quote #1

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose Picture Quote #1

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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives Picture Quote #1

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men Picture Quote #1

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread Picture Quote #1

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book Picture Quote #1

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but it's good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt Picture Quote #1

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you Picture Quote #1

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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians (Andy Rooney Quotes) Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? (Andy Rooney Quotes) Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer (Andy Rooney Quotes) The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature (Andy Rooney Quotes) Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well (Andy Rooney Quotes) It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work (Andy Rooney Quotes) Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child (Andy Rooney Quotes) Small daily happenings make life spectacular... start enjoying the small things in life! (Andy Rooney Quotes) I can’t choose how I feel. But I can choose what I do about it (Andy Rooney Quotes) Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others (Andy Rooney Quotes) Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness (Andy Rooney Quotes) If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one (Andy Rooney Quotes) It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game - except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? (Andy Rooney Quotes) I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you (Andy Rooney Quotes) All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law (Andy Rooney Quotes) Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done (Andy Rooney Quotes) Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting (Andy Rooney Quotes) Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose (Andy Rooney Quotes) Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives (Andy Rooney Quotes) The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men (Andy Rooney Quotes) The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread (Andy Rooney Quotes) As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book (Andy Rooney Quotes) Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but it's good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt (Andy Rooney Quotes) I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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