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Andy Rooney Quotes

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran Picture Quote #1

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points Picture Quote #1

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. and they say, 'Hey, yeah!' and they like that Picture Quote #1

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat Picture Quote #1

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone Picture Quote #1

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days Picture Quote #1

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Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys Picture Quote #1

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe Picture Quote #1

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of Picture Quote #1

The 50 - 50 - 90 rule: Anytime you have a 50 - 50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong Picture Quote #1

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment Picture Quote #1

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account Picture Quote #1

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The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough Picture Quote #1

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers Picture Quote #1

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones Picture Quote #1

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper Picture Quote #1

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook Picture Quote #1

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is Picture Quote #1

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Creativity is a by - product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter Picture Quote #1

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all Picture Quote #1

Don't keep saying, I don't know where the time goes. It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is Picture Quote #1

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich - we just don't want to get poor Picture Quote #1

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often, and that passes for good on television Picture Quote #1

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We’re annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift Picture Quote #1

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I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got Picture Quote #1

People waiting for an elevator don’t know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help Picture Quote #1

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game Picture Quote #1

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about Picture Quote #1

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness Picture Quote #1

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it Picture Quote #1

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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran (Andy Rooney Quotes) I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points (Andy Rooney Quotes) I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. and they say, 'Hey, yeah!' and they like that (Andy Rooney Quotes) I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat (Andy Rooney Quotes) It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone (Andy Rooney Quotes) Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days (Andy Rooney Quotes) Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys (Andy Rooney Quotes) People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe (Andy Rooney Quotes) Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of (Andy Rooney Quotes) The 50 - 50 - 90 rule: Anytime you have a 50 - 50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong (Andy Rooney Quotes) The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment (Andy Rooney Quotes) The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account (Andy Rooney Quotes) The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough (Andy Rooney Quotes) We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers (Andy Rooney Quotes) We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones (Andy Rooney Quotes) When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper (Andy Rooney Quotes) The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook (Andy Rooney Quotes) In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is (Andy Rooney Quotes) Creativity is a by - product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter (Andy Rooney Quotes) New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all (Andy Rooney Quotes) Don't keep saying, I don't know where the time goes. It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is (Andy Rooney Quotes) Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich - we just don't want to get poor (Andy Rooney Quotes) It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often, and that passes for good on television (Andy Rooney Quotes) Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We’re annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift (Andy Rooney Quotes) I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got (Andy Rooney Quotes) People waiting for an elevator don’t know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help (Andy Rooney Quotes) Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game (Andy Rooney Quotes) All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about (Andy Rooney Quotes) If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness (Andy Rooney Quotes) Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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