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Andy Rooney Quotes

I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes Picture Quote #1

I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural Picture Quote #1

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout Picture Quote #1

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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them Picture Quote #1

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it! Picture Quote #1

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it Picture Quote #1

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating? Picture Quote #1

If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started Picture Quote #1

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Not many people in this world are as lucky as I’ve been... All this time I’ve been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don’t get any luckier in life than that Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular Picture Quote #1

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I’ve learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done Picture Quote #1

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Picture Quote #1

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins Picture Quote #1

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Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn’t hurt all the time Picture Quote #1

Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef Picture Quote #1

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea Picture Quote #1

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved Picture Quote #1

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish Picture Quote #1

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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes (Andy Rooney Quotes) I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural (Andy Rooney Quotes) Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them (Andy Rooney Quotes) The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it! (Andy Rooney Quotes) Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it (Andy Rooney Quotes) There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating? (Andy Rooney Quotes) If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started (Andy Rooney Quotes) Not many people in this world are as lucky as I’ve been... All this time I’ve been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don’t get any luckier in life than that (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done (Andy Rooney Quotes) Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! (Andy Rooney Quotes) Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins (Andy Rooney Quotes) Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn’t hurt all the time (Andy Rooney Quotes) Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef (Andy Rooney Quotes) My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea (Andy Rooney Quotes) Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved (Andy Rooney Quotes) I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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