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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst Picture Quote #1

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

The opposite of sad is down’s syndrome Picture Quote #1

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic Picture Quote #1

The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility Picture Quote #1

Child molesters must all think they’ve got huge dicks Picture Quote #1

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I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs Picture Quote #1

I’ll be very busy, which is all I need Picture Quote #1

Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight Picture Quote #1

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don’t know - I’m so bad with names Picture Quote #1

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I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it Picture Quote #1

I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it Picture Quote #1

Valentine’s Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy Picture Quote #1

The world is full of horrible things Picture Quote #1

I’m inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry Picture Quote #1

Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it Picture Quote #1

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I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though Picture Quote #1

I’m a realist all the way. I’m too cynical to be an optimist. But I’ve lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist Picture Quote #1

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Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) The opposite of sad is down’s syndrome (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Child molesters must all think they’ve got huge dicks (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new. (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I’ll be very busy, which is all I need (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Racist dermatologists think all black people have really bad skin (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I don’t want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don’t know - I’m so bad with names. (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it. (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I enjoyed writing for someone elses voice, but I wasnt very good at it (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Valentine’s Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) The world is full of horrible things (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I’m inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I’m a realist all the way. I’m too cynical to be an optimist. But I’ve lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes)