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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

I’m a realist all the way. I’m too cynical to be an optimist. But I’ve lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist Picture Quote #1

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor Picture Quote #1

People are surprised that I’m nice and it helps me out a little bit; it’s easy to be nice when everyone thinks you’re going to be a jerk but if people think you’re a nice guy then it’s tough because it’s what they expect Picture Quote #1

In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble Picture Quote #1

Im not the voice of reason; I’m more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke Picture Quote #1

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I’m a realist all the way. I’m too cynical to be an optimist. But I’ve lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) People are surprised that I’m nice and it helps me out a little bit; it’s easy to be nice when everyone thinks you’re going to be a jerk but if people think you’re a nice guy then it’s tough because it’s what they expect (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Im not the voice of reason; I’m more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes)

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