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Archer TV Show Quotes

Right? This baby knows what I’m talking about Picture Quote #1

I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of my own awesomeness Picture Quote #1

Can’t or won’t Picture Quote #1

Phrasing! Picture Quote #1

Oh wait, I had something for this Picture Quote #1

How are you a super power? Picture Quote #1

That would certainly explain the glowing Picture Quote #1

Look, I don’t want to sound racist, but Picture Quote #1

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis Picture Quote #1

I am a product of my upbringing Picture Quote #1

Don’t judge me. Food Picture Quote #1

Why do you even bother? Living? Picture Quote #1

Wow. Hostile work environment Picture Quote #1

Cyril, you awake? ‘Cause this is about to get weird Picture Quote #1

This vest is bulletproof. Oww! But it is, you know, a vest Picture Quote #1

Is mutiny funny to you Mr. Archer? I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns Picture Quote #1

It’s almost empty! Just like my heart, Cyril! Picture Quote #1

Press that red button. Wait, is it gonna kill everyone? Press that blue button Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

Barry, does it hurt? ‘cause it looks like it kinda hurts Picture Quote #1

Barry wait, slow down. Why? So I can go past you Picture Quote #1

We need a diversity hire. I vote Asian chick! Picture Quote #1

I think that’s hot, like, somebody murdering me. It’s so... intimate Picture Quote #1

I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing Picture Quote #1

Pam, don’t take this the wrong way... But you’re not nearly as stupid as you look Picture Quote #1

So once again you’re faced with the classic Irishman’s dilemma: Do I eat the potato now? Or do I ferment so I can drink it later? Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in... Fort Kickass Picture Quote #1

I don’t care who you are when you get zapped with 50,000 volts it’s like... Sloosh! And then it’s like wave after wave crashing over you, into you.. Will you shut up! You shut up! Let her talk Picture Quote #1

So, have you ever thought about having a baby? I dunno, sometimes I think I’d like to adopt a little baby - so I could abandon it at a mall Picture Quote #1

All I’ve had today is like 6 gummy bears, and some scotch Picture Quote #1

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Right? This baby knows what I’m talking about (Archer TV Show Quotes) I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of my own awesomeness (Archer TV Show Quotes) Can’t or won’t (Archer TV Show Quotes) Phrasing! (Archer TV Show Quotes) Oh wait, I had something for this (Archer TV Show Quotes) How are you a super power? (Archer TV Show Quotes) That would certainly explain the glowing (Archer TV Show Quotes) Look, I don’t want to sound racist, but (Archer TV Show Quotes) Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis (Archer TV Show Quotes) I am a product of my upbringing (Archer TV Show Quotes) Don’t judge me. Food (Archer TV Show Quotes) Why do you even bother? Living? (Archer TV Show Quotes) Wow. Hostile work environment (Archer TV Show Quotes) Cyril, you awake? ‘Cause this is about to get weird (Archer TV Show Quotes) This vest is bulletproof. Oww! But it is, you know, a vest (Archer TV Show Quotes) Is mutiny funny to you Mr. Archer? I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns (Archer TV Show Quotes) It’s almost empty! Just like my heart, Cyril! (Archer TV Show Quotes) Press that red button. Wait, is it gonna kill everyone? Press that blue button (Archer TV Show Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Archer TV Show Quotes) Barry, does it hurt? ‘cause it looks like it kinda hurts (Archer TV Show Quotes) Barry wait, slow down. Why? So I can go past you (Archer TV Show Quotes) We need a diversity hire. I vote Asian chick! (Archer TV Show Quotes) I think that’s hot, like, somebody murdering me. It’s so... intimate (Archer TV Show Quotes) I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing (Archer TV Show Quotes) Pam, don’t take this the wrong way... But you’re not nearly as stupid as you look (Archer TV Show Quotes) So once again you’re faced with the classic Irishman’s dilemma: Do I eat the potato now? Or do I ferment so I can drink it later? (Archer TV Show Quotes) I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in... Fort Kickass (Archer TV Show Quotes) I don’t care who you are when you get zapped with 50,000 volts it’s like... Sloosh! And then it’s like wave after wave crashing over you, into you.. Will you shut up! You shut up! Let her talk (Archer TV Show Quotes) So, have you ever thought about having a baby? I dunno, sometimes I think I’d like to adopt a little baby - so I could abandon it at a mall (Archer TV Show Quotes) All I’ve had today is like 6 gummy bears, and some scotch (Archer TV Show Quotes)

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