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Arj Barker Quotes

The other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles Picture Quote #1

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things Picture Quote #1

I know that most domesticated animals aren’t indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! ‘Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon’t Picture Quote #1

I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt Picture Quote #1

It’s too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new fonts. ‘Great party Arj. Best party ever.’ What a jerk! How do you know he wasn’t being sincere, Arj? Because he wrote it in Sarcastica! If he had enjoyed himself, he would have used Good Times Roman Picture Quote #1

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist. And what’s worse, she can prove it Picture Quote #1

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I was a typical kid. I dug holes in the yard, threw rocks, had plum battles with the neighbours and used trash can lids as shields. I was always outside getting dirty Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I’ve ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It’s called going to sleep. Maybe you’ve heard of it Picture Quote #1

I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance Picture Quote #1

I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt Picture Quote #1

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The other day I saw a guy with a sign that said, WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY? Which freaked me out because I was on my way to the Department of Motor Vehicles (Arj Barker Quotes) A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things. (Arj Barker Quotes) I know that most domesticated animals aren’t indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! ‘Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon’t. (Arj Barker Quotes) I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt. (Arj Barker Quotes) It’s too difficult to convey tone in electronic communication. And we can solve this my friends. All we need is some new fonts. ‘Great party Arj. Best party ever.’ What a jerk! How do you know he wasn’t being sincere, Arj? Because he wrote it in Sarcastica! If he had enjoyed himself, he would have used Good Times Roman. (Arj Barker Quotes) I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist. And what’s worse, she can prove it. (Arj Barker Quotes) I was a typical kid. I dug holes in the yard, threw rocks, had plum battles with the neighbours and used trash can lids as shields. I was always outside getting dirty. (Arj Barker Quotes) I’m trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I’ve ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It’s called going to sleep. Maybe you’ve heard of it. (Arj Barker Quotes) I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance (Arj Barker Quotes) I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt (Arj Barker Quotes)