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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, ‘Role model!’ Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn’t much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it into the damn ground. If I was running the whole nation? I would have free Netflix movies for everyone (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
It’s rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, ‘That’s my boy.’ (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
I take the academic education as seriously as the physical education. That’s why I tell parents that the schools can’t do it all themselves. The parents can’t come home from work and turn on the TV. That’s not being a good parent (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be the new governor of California. During his acceptance speech Arnold said ‘I will not let you down.’ Unfortunately, at the time Arnold was holding a woman over his head and looking up her dress (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
In his apology, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was sorry to the women that he groped, and he admitted that he had acted badly. Not only that, Arnold then apologized for acting badly in all of his movies (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in some trouble. Today, the Los Angeles Times broke a story that quoted six women who claimed that Arnold Schwarzenegger sexually harassed them. When asked about it, President Clinton said ‘six? That’s not enough experience to be governor.’ (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
It’s been reported that some of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s opponents have been circulating naked pictures of Arnold on the Internet. Yeah, in a related story, Arnold is leading the other candidates by four inches (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger made his tax returns public, [and] now there’s a problem about him stretching the truth. Apparently under occupation he put down ‘actor.’ (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn’t have the problem (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
There’s all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He’s in Mexico campaigning with the very people who’ll be living here by election time (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it? (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy’s sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he’s not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Even if people aren’t Republicans, it doesn’t seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor! This is not only a bar too low, this is no bar at all. I don’t care who you are, you know 20 people smarter than Ronald Reagan. You know 20 people who would be a better president than Ronald Reagan (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don’t hear anybody complaining about that (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
The latest polls show that Arnold Schwarzenegger is trailing Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante in the polls. That’s insane. I mean, think about it, this guy Cruz Bustamante has never even been in a movie (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
California has gone insane. According to the latest poll, Arnold Schwarzenegger is leading in California’s governor’s race by 34 points. You can tell that Governor Gray Davis is worried because he spent all day yesterday working on his pecs (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front of me went ‘Booo! Booo!’ and was throwing stuff. I had to say ‘Governor Davis just shut up and sit down!’ (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Self-confidence is something caught and not taught. And, risk-running and chance-taking are the only ways to catch it (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
Politics is not really different from marriage. You cannot get things done in your relationship if you tell your wife: Look, if you haven’t made the bed and if you don’t get the food on the table, I will go and just hire someone and you will become irrelevant. That is not how you make a marriage work (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
There’s been a growing effort to kick soda out of the schools. And governors as different as Arnold Schwarzenegger in California and Mike Huckabee in Arkansas have worked hard to get soda and junk food out of their state schools, which is good (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)
The action heroes were very cool as a kid. You would compare yourself with them - Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes)