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Ass Quotes

You want ass? The cash is first.You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse Picture Quote #1

When I do photo shoots for men’s magazines, I don’t do lingerie, I don’t do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be sexy as hell, but you don’t have to have your ass hanging out. Just me personally, I just don’t feel that its necessary to project sexy. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little sexy, but I don’t need to take it to that next level Picture Quote #1

All of us are subjected to somebody else’s power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit Picture Quote #1

Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass! Picture Quote #1

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole Picture Quote #1

What’s so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I’m special, I get knocked on my ass Picture Quote #1

Women really do pay attention to a man’s glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you’re lacking, start squatting! Picture Quote #1

A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest Picture Quote #1

I don’t want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don’t want people who are always escaping, who always have a story and are always conniving. An ostrich tries to escape from the truth. Isn’t an ostrich the thing that puts its head in the sand? But guess what’s sticking out when he does it? It’s ass, that’s what. I don’t want a team like that.... Because when you have a team like that and trouble comes, that team will not face the trouble Picture Quote #1

Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet Picture Quote #1

If someone says there’s a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I’m going to move them Picture Quote #1

I’d like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and kicks in the ass I’ve gotten over the years for being black and everything else, without actually saying a word about it Picture Quote #1

Art arises from loss. I wish this weren’t the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don’t work out, when you’re licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds Picture Quote #1

If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them Picture Quote #1

If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own Picture Quote #1

I’m going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world Picture Quote #1

One thing I have always been is too short. It’s adorable when you’re in junior high. After that, it’s a pain in the ass for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

You will have a growing knack for gravitating toward wilder, wetter, more interesting problems. More and more, you will be drawn to the kind of gain that doesn’t requite pain. You’ll be so alive and awake that you’ll cheerfully push yourself out of your comfort zone in the direction of your personal frontier well before you’re forced to do so by divine kicks in the ass Picture Quote #1

You’re kind of a smart ass when you’re not flat on your face Picture Quote #1

Entrepreneurs are different beasts. Beasts who don’t give a damn, who kick ass when required, who stand up to a challenge, and who rise time and again with utter disregard to fear or failure. These are the beasts who run the world Picture Quote #1

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping Picture Quote #1

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I’m all out of bubblegum Picture Quote #1

They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y’all down here. Look at his face. I don’t care if you’re a flyweight, or your mamma weight! I will kick your ass! Picture Quote #1

What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren’t words for that Picture Quote #1

Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise Picture Quote #1

Even a kick in the ass is good when you’re facing the right direction Picture Quote #1

I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass Picture Quote #1

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass Picture Quote #1

What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about Picture Quote #1

You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody Picture Quote #1

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You want ass? The cash is first.You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse (Ass Quotes) When I do photo shoots for men’s magazines, I don’t do lingerie, I don’t do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be sexy as hell, but you don’t have to have your ass hanging out. Just me personally, I just don’t feel that its necessary to project sexy. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little sexy, but I don’t need to take it to that next level (Ass Quotes) All of us are subjected to somebody else’s power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit (Ass Quotes) Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass! (Ass Quotes) Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole (Ass Quotes) What’s so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I’m special, I get knocked on my ass (Ass Quotes) Women really do pay attention to a man’s glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you’re lacking, start squatting! (Ass Quotes) A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest (Ass Quotes) I don’t want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don’t want people who are always escaping, who always have a story and are always conniving. An ostrich tries to escape from the truth. Isn’t an ostrich the thing that puts its head in the sand? But guess what’s sticking out when he does it? It’s ass, that’s what. I don’t want a team like that.... Because when you have a team like that and trouble comes, that team will not face the trouble (Ass Quotes) Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet (Ass Quotes) If someone says there’s a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I’m going to move them (Ass Quotes) I’d like to think that when I sing a song, I can let you know all about the heartbreak, struggle, lies and kicks in the ass I’ve gotten over the years for being black and everything else, without actually saying a word about it (Ass Quotes) Art arises from loss. I wish this weren’t the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don’t work out, when you’re licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds (Ass Quotes) If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them (Ass Quotes) If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own (Ass Quotes) I’m going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world (Ass Quotes) One thing I have always been is too short. It’s adorable when you’re in junior high. After that, it’s a pain in the ass for the rest of your life (Ass Quotes) You will have a growing knack for gravitating toward wilder, wetter, more interesting problems. More and more, you will be drawn to the kind of gain that doesn’t requite pain. You’ll be so alive and awake that you’ll cheerfully push yourself out of your comfort zone in the direction of your personal frontier well before you’re forced to do so by divine kicks in the ass (Ass Quotes) You’re kind of a smart ass when you’re not flat on your face (Ass Quotes) Entrepreneurs are different beasts. Beasts who don’t give a damn, who kick ass when required, who stand up to a challenge, and who rise time and again with utter disregard to fear or failure. These are the beasts who run the world (Ass Quotes) Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping (Ass Quotes) I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I’m all out of bubblegum (Ass Quotes) They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y’all down here. Look at his face. I don’t care if you’re a flyweight, or your mamma weight! I will kick your ass! (Ass Quotes) What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren’t words for that (Ass Quotes) Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise (Ass Quotes) Even a kick in the ass is good when you’re facing the right direction (Ass Quotes) I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass (Ass Quotes) History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass (Ass Quotes) What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about (Ass Quotes) You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody (Ass Quotes)

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