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Ass Quotes

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box Picture Quote #1

If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you’ll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they’ll kick your ass every time Picture Quote #1

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference Picture Quote #1

Then if he’s sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius Picture Quote #1

Seriously, if someone don’t like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can’t help people like that Picture Quote #1

As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about Picture Quote #1

I have taken your advice, and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions; the last I shall have but little occasion for. I had some hot objections made to them here and found myself very much in the condition of the man with his son and ass who tried to please every body; but when I held up the shield of your authority, it was wonderful to observe how the tone of objection melted away Picture Quote #1

The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse’s ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal Picture Quote #1

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can’t go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don’t fit my ass! Picture Quote #1

I may play the fool at times, but I’m more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won’t quit Picture Quote #1

Is your head up your ass so far that you can’t pull it out? Picture Quote #1

I’ll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I’ll split your wig and leave you open like a mickeal jackson jacket with all them zippers Picture Quote #1

Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done Picture Quote #1

Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they’ve gotten their ass kicked before Picture Quote #1

I’ve made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass Picture Quote #1

It’s about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer Picture Quote #1

My mom was a pretty hard worker. She worked her ass off, but I’d say we were middle class. I had a car in high school, so I loved the idea that I could mimic this lifestyle Picture Quote #1

If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn’t like, you can bet your ass it ain’t in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass Picture Quote #1

If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass Picture Quote #1

It’s easy to be a bad ass, it’s easy to act like a bad ass, easy to act like a tough guy, it’s easy to be a diva, and it’s easy to be self absorbed. The list goes on and on but to me, I always just find it more important to be nice and kind Picture Quote #1

Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails Picture Quote #1

Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears Picture Quote #1

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus Picture Quote #1

People in college, if you’re getting recognized for getting good grades, you’re finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums, if you’re being recognized for making good ass beats, good ass raps, you’re finally famous Picture Quote #1

Don’t let a kick in the ass stop you. It’s how you cope that says what you are Picture Quote #1

There are always tons of names on a movie of people that didn’t actually do anything on that film. I feel bad for the people that busted their ass because they get the same credit as someone who did nothing. It’s kind of a weird thing Picture Quote #1

There’s a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That’s what I consider it. Rock is my job, and that’s my work. And I work my ass off, you know Picture Quote #1

The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough Picture Quote #1

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A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box (Ass Quotes) If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you’ll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they’ll kick your ass every time (Ass Quotes) A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference (Ass Quotes) Then if he’s sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius (Ass Quotes) Seriously, if someone don’t like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can’t help people like that (Ass Quotes) As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about (Ass Quotes) I have taken your advice, and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions; the last I shall have but little occasion for. I had some hot objections made to them here and found myself very much in the condition of the man with his son and ass who tried to please every body; but when I held up the shield of your authority, it was wonderful to observe how the tone of objection melted away (Ass Quotes) The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse’s ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal (Ass Quotes) Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can’t go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don’t fit my ass! (Ass Quotes) I may play the fool at times, but I’m more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won’t quit (Ass Quotes) Is your head up your ass so far that you can’t pull it out? (Ass Quotes) I’ll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I’ll split your wig and leave you open like a mickeal jackson jacket with all them zippers (Ass Quotes) Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done (Ass Quotes) Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they’ve gotten their ass kicked before (Ass Quotes) I’ve made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one (Ass Quotes) You’ve got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass (Ass Quotes) It’s about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer (Ass Quotes) My mom was a pretty hard worker. She worked her ass off, but I’d say we were middle class. I had a car in high school, so I loved the idea that I could mimic this lifestyle (Ass Quotes) If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn’t like, you can bet your ass it ain’t in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky (Ass Quotes) If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass (Ass Quotes) If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass (Ass Quotes) It’s easy to be a bad ass, it’s easy to act like a bad ass, easy to act like a tough guy, it’s easy to be a diva, and it’s easy to be self absorbed. The list goes on and on but to me, I always just find it more important to be nice and kind (Ass Quotes) Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails (Ass Quotes) Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears (Ass Quotes) The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus (Ass Quotes) People in college, if you’re getting recognized for getting good grades, you’re finally famous. If you get recognized for playing the drums, if you’re being recognized for making good ass beats, good ass raps, you’re finally famous (Ass Quotes) Don’t let a kick in the ass stop you. It’s how you cope that says what you are (Ass Quotes) There are always tons of names on a movie of people that didn’t actually do anything on that film. I feel bad for the people that busted their ass because they get the same credit as someone who did nothing. It’s kind of a weird thing (Ass Quotes) There’s a beauty in work and I love it, all different kinds of work. That’s what I consider it. Rock is my job, and that’s my work. And I work my ass off, you know (Ass Quotes) The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough (Ass Quotes)

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