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Ass Quotes

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty Picture Quote #1

Fiction either moves mountains or it’s boring; it moves mountains or it sits on its ass Picture Quote #1

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all Picture Quote #1

I doubt very greatly, however, that you’ll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts Picture Quote #1

Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at! Picture Quote #1

I’m a facist about spoilers. I’m the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them Picture Quote #1

Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions Picture Quote #1

If you want a man that respects the way you think then show more mind than ass Picture Quote #1

Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left Picture Quote #1

I’m not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass Picture Quote #1

I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn’t wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking Picture Quote #1

Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other men if any friend desire thee to be his surety, give him a part of what thou has to spare if he presses thee further, he is not thy friend at all Picture Quote #1

We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin Picture Quote #1

I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to be an action heroine. That’s a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass Picture Quote #1

I don’t know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I’ve been working with Picture Quote #1

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it Picture Quote #1

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses Picture Quote #1

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity Picture Quote #1

If I’m an ass, I should say so. If I don’t, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them Picture Quote #1

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death Picture Quote #1

My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass? Picture Quote #1

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me Picture Quote #1

It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must walk. And on the highest throne in the world we are still sitting on our own ass Picture Quote #1

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad Picture Quote #1

We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can’t tolerate Picture Quote #1

One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion Picture Quote #1

Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on? Picture Quote #1

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass Picture Quote #1

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Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty (Ass Quotes) Fiction either moves mountains or it’s boring; it moves mountains or it sits on its ass (Ass Quotes) There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all (Ass Quotes) I doubt very greatly, however, that you’ll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts (Ass Quotes) Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at! (Ass Quotes) I’m a facist about spoilers. I’m the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them (Ass Quotes) Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions (Ass Quotes) If you want a man that respects the way you think then show more mind than ass (Ass Quotes) Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left (Ass Quotes) I’m not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass (Ass Quotes) I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn’t wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them. Stilettos were for striding and sauntering, never sulking (Ass Quotes) Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other men if any friend desire thee to be his surety, give him a part of what thou has to spare if he presses thee further, he is not thy friend at all (Ass Quotes) We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin (Ass Quotes) I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though (Ass Quotes) I’ve always wanted to be an action heroine. That’s a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass (Ass Quotes) I don’t know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I’ve been working with (Ass Quotes) I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it (Ass Quotes) I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses (Ass Quotes) In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity (Ass Quotes) If I’m an ass, I should say so. If I don’t, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them (Ass Quotes) The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death (Ass Quotes) My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass (Ass Quotes) Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass? (Ass Quotes) I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me (Ass Quotes) It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must walk. And on the highest throne in the world we are still sitting on our own ass (Ass Quotes) The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad (Ass Quotes) We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can’t tolerate (Ass Quotes) One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion (Ass Quotes) Everybody wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on? (Ass Quotes) At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass (Ass Quotes)

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