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Ass Quotes

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass Picture Quote #1

Me and success are two things you don’t wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens Picture Quote #1

We’re grown ass men, you don’t need to be falling all over the place Picture Quote #1

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass Picture Quote #1

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! Picture Quote #1

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you Picture Quote #1

What does it take to be a successful entrepreneur? It takes willingness to learn, to be able to focus, to absorb information, and to always realize that business is a 24/7 job where someone is always out there to kick your ass Picture Quote #1

Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass Picture Quote #1

It’s possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way Picture Quote #1

I’d enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too Picture Quote #1

If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you’d better have a plan for dealing with his teeth Picture Quote #1

I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass Picture Quote #1

The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ass Picture Quote #1

You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It’s your call, pal Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. One day I’m gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That’s ridiculous, but it’s true. I always fight with wearing a beret Picture Quote #1

Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass Picture Quote #1

If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass Picture Quote #1

If it is wisdom you’re after, you’re going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading Picture Quote #1

Basically, that’s why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself Picture Quote #1

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep Picture Quote #1

Don’t be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got Picture Quote #1

He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books Picture Quote #1

The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful Picture Quote #1

I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be grotesque, but when you’re 330 pounds, it’s hard to wipe your ass. You know? Picture Quote #1

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss Picture Quote #1

Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it’s a trend Picture Quote #1

You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped Picture Quote #1

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass Picture Quote #1

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother Picture Quote #1

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Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass (Ass Quotes) Me and success are two things you don’t wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens (Ass Quotes) We’re grown ass men, you don’t need to be falling all over the place (Ass Quotes) In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass (Ass Quotes) Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! (Ass Quotes) If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you (Ass Quotes) What does it take to be a successful entrepreneur? It takes willingness to learn, to be able to focus, to absorb information, and to always realize that business is a 24/7 job where someone is always out there to kick your ass (Ass Quotes) Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass (Ass Quotes) It’s possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way (Ass Quotes) I’d enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too (Ass Quotes) If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you’d better have a plan for dealing with his teeth (Ass Quotes) I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass (Ass Quotes) The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ass (Ass Quotes) You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It’s your call, pal (Ass Quotes) Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. One day I’m gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That’s ridiculous, but it’s true. I always fight with wearing a beret (Ass Quotes) Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass (Ass Quotes) If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass (Ass Quotes) If it is wisdom you’re after, you’re going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading (Ass Quotes) Basically, that’s why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself (Ass Quotes) Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep (Ass Quotes) Don’t be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got (Ass Quotes) He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books (Ass Quotes) The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful (Ass Quotes) I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me (Ass Quotes) I don’t want to be grotesque, but when you’re 330 pounds, it’s hard to wipe your ass. You know? (Ass Quotes) If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss (Ass Quotes) Who you going to tell when the repercussions spin, showing off your ass because you think it’s a trend (Ass Quotes) You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped (Ass Quotes) Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey’s ass (Ass Quotes) The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother (Ass Quotes)

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