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Ass Quotes

It is called working your ass off. The difference is what you are willing to sacrifice. For every writer who wants balance in their life, there is a guy like me who gives up a lot to make their dreams come true. There is always going to be someone out there that knows they have to compensate for maybe having less talent with harder work and preparation Picture Quote #1

For sure, they don’t teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing less than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybody bent over had no way of knowing who was doing the ram job, and this was the real reason you never wanted to end up here unless you had a family member or a friend who’d stand with you the whole time. To protect you. To watch your ass, for real Picture Quote #1

An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man’s property, his ox or his ass, his man servant or his maid servant or anything this is his Picture Quote #1

Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation’s history Picture Quote #1

The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There’s always something better to do, like I’ve got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There’s always something better to do. Going to a writer’s club? Picture Quote #1

I’m looking at working with people I get on with, that respect me, that don’t just see me as a piece of ass. Which I have experienced as well. I’ve nearly walked off very big films before, and I would, because I don’t want that in my life. I want to enjoy the work I do Picture Quote #1

I have an axe to grind. I have a fight to pick. I have a hair across my ass. And I want to share Picture Quote #1

Nostalgia’s nice enough in little bitty doses, it puts personal peach fuzz on the hard ass of history Picture Quote #1

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth Picture Quote #1

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out Picture Quote #1

Jose just got a tattoo of an ass tattooed on his ass the other day. It’s actually quite fascinating. Confusing, but fascinating. When you come to the show, ask him about it. He’ll show you Picture Quote #1

It was only when you walked away I saw you had the perfect ass. Forgive me for not falling in love with your face or your conversation Picture Quote #1

Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, don’t you worry about being called names? Retorted, why? Do you think I should resent it if an ass had kicked me? Picture Quote #1

I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former Picture Quote #1

Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me Picture Quote #1

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass Picture Quote #1

Books are a mirror: if an ass peers into them, you can’t expect an apostle to look out Picture Quote #1

Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass? Picture Quote #1

I never saw a beggar yet who would recognize guilt if it bit him on his unwashed ass Picture Quote #1

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did Picture Quote #1

Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can’t expect an angel to look out Picture Quote #1

I don’t want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can’t kick it Picture Quote #1

Politics is a choice of enemas. You’re gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do Picture Quote #1

Hard work, studying and perseverance will get you no where in life.... it’s all about kissing ass Picture Quote #1

Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by Picture Quote #1

Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care Picture Quote #1

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash Picture Quote #1

I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon Picture Quote #1

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know. Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis Picture Quote #1

The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation Picture Quote #1

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It is called working your ass off. The difference is what you are willing to sacrifice. For every writer who wants balance in their life, there is a guy like me who gives up a lot to make their dreams come true. There is always going to be someone out there that knows they have to compensate for maybe having less talent with harder work and preparation (Ass Quotes) For sure, they don’t teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing less than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybody bent over had no way of knowing who was doing the ram job, and this was the real reason you never wanted to end up here unless you had a family member or a friend who’d stand with you the whole time. To protect you. To watch your ass, for real (Ass Quotes) An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man’s property, his ox or his ass, his man servant or his maid servant or anything this is his (Ass Quotes) Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation’s history (Ass Quotes) The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There’s always something better to do, like I’ve got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There’s always something better to do. Going to a writer’s club? (Ass Quotes) I’m looking at working with people I get on with, that respect me, that don’t just see me as a piece of ass. Which I have experienced as well. I’ve nearly walked off very big films before, and I would, because I don’t want that in my life. I want to enjoy the work I do (Ass Quotes) I have an axe to grind. I have a fight to pick. I have a hair across my ass. And I want to share (Ass Quotes) Nostalgia’s nice enough in little bitty doses, it puts personal peach fuzz on the hard ass of history (Ass Quotes) Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth (Ass Quotes) A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out (Ass Quotes) Jose just got a tattoo of an ass tattooed on his ass the other day. It’s actually quite fascinating. Confusing, but fascinating. When you come to the show, ask him about it. He’ll show you (Ass Quotes) It was only when you walked away I saw you had the perfect ass. Forgive me for not falling in love with your face or your conversation (Ass Quotes) Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, don’t you worry about being called names? Retorted, why? Do you think I should resent it if an ass had kicked me? (Ass Quotes) I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former (Ass Quotes) Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me (Ass Quotes) I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass (Ass Quotes) Books are a mirror: if an ass peers into them, you can’t expect an apostle to look out (Ass Quotes) Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass? (Ass Quotes) I never saw a beggar yet who would recognize guilt if it bit him on his unwashed ass (Ass Quotes) A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did (Ass Quotes) Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can’t expect an angel to look out (Ass Quotes) I don’t want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can’t kick it (Ass Quotes) Politics is a choice of enemas. You’re gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do (Ass Quotes) Hard work, studying and perseverance will get you no where in life.... it’s all about kissing ass (Ass Quotes) Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by (Ass Quotes) Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care (Ass Quotes) First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash (Ass Quotes) I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon (Ass Quotes) People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know. Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis (Ass Quotes) The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation (Ass Quotes)

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