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Ass Quotes

I’d like to say I’m ready to kick ass and show the guys how it’s done. But I’m not here to prove anything about being a woman. I’m here to drive a race car and try to win a race Picture Quote #1

Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else’s Picture Quote #1

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass Picture Quote #1

What ass first let loose the doctrine that the suffrage is a high boon and voting a noble privilege Picture Quote #1

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass Picture Quote #1

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won’t wait-you can kick their ass right now Picture Quote #1

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It’s a pain in the ass Picture Quote #1

If Britney would paint her ass green, I’m sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out Picture Quote #1

We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it Picture Quote #1

Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone Picture Quote #1

One of the beautiful and terrible things about America is you can go there and still be whatever you want, if you bust your ass and you have some luck Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I’m going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass Picture Quote #1

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses Picture Quote #1

You can’t be up the reader’s ass, as many a writer I think is - cute as hell, ingratiating as hell. But that’s not loving the reader in the right way. That’s toadying to the reader Picture Quote #1

If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

It’s a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I’m in front of an audience and they’re reacting to me Picture Quote #1

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death Picture Quote #1

Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone’s actual life experience Picture Quote #1

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you’re lucky it’s not full-frontal Picture Quote #1

Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they’re a pain in the ass Picture Quote #1

It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel’s ass Picture Quote #1

I’m glad a potential ban on tubs of soda was finally enough to get your fat ass involved in politics Picture Quote #1

Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone’s ass Picture Quote #1

To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t! Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on setting a record for the longest time sitting on your ass watching a tennis match Picture Quote #1

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow Picture Quote #1

If you have a problem with me, could you please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass Picture Quote #1

I am who I am, you either like me or you don’t and if you don’t, thats one less dumb ass I have to deal with Picture Quote #1

Good things come to those who wait greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen Picture Quote #1

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

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I’d like to say I’m ready to kick ass and show the guys how it’s done. But I’m not here to prove anything about being a woman. I’m here to drive a race car and try to win a race (Ass Quotes) Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else’s (Ass Quotes) As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass (Ass Quotes) What ass first let loose the doctrine that the suffrage is a high boon and voting a noble privilege (Ass Quotes) I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass (Ass Quotes) My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won’t wait-you can kick their ass right now (Ass Quotes) I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It’s a pain in the ass (Ass Quotes) If Britney would paint her ass green, I’m sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out (Ass Quotes) We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it (Ass Quotes) Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone (Ass Quotes) One of the beautiful and terrible things about America is you can go there and still be whatever you want, if you bust your ass and you have some luck (Ass Quotes) I don’t know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I’m going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass (Ass Quotes) None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses (Ass Quotes) You can’t be up the reader’s ass, as many a writer I think is - cute as hell, ingratiating as hell. But that’s not loving the reader in the right way. That’s toadying to the reader (Ass Quotes) If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck (Ass Quotes) It’s a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I’m in front of an audience and they’re reacting to me (Ass Quotes) How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death (Ass Quotes) Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone’s actual life experience (Ass Quotes) It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you’re lucky it’s not full-frontal (Ass Quotes) Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they’re a pain in the ass (Ass Quotes) It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel’s ass (Ass Quotes) I’m glad a potential ban on tubs of soda was finally enough to get your fat ass involved in politics (Ass Quotes) Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone’s ass (Ass Quotes) To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t! (Ass Quotes) Congratulations on setting a record for the longest time sitting on your ass watching a tennis match (Ass Quotes) Life is not like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow (Ass Quotes) If you have a problem with me, could you please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass (Ass Quotes) I am who I am, you either like me or you don’t and if you don’t, thats one less dumb ass I have to deal with (Ass Quotes) Good things come to those who wait greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen (Ass Quotes) By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass (Ass Quotes)

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