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I’m pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass (Ass Quotes)
You can’t help noticing an amazing ass. Pretty naked ladies will always get my attention. Revealingly dressed good-looking women will always get my attention, at least for a moment (Ass Quotes)
You can’t deny that religion has done some good. It organizes lots of anti-poverty programs and soup kitchens and missionary work. But I would say that, first of all, all those things can be accomplished without religion. You can be ethical, somebody who does the right thing without feeling that he has to in order to get his ass saved in the next life (Ass Quotes)
The only thing that’s problematic is the constant explaining, the constant need to kind of go, No, I don’t want that because of such and such. I feel like I’m a pain in the ass, and I don’t like being difficult (Ass Quotes)
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, ‘Is everything okay?’ He said, ‘You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.’ That seems a little personal to me (Ass Quotes)
Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I’m either kicking ass or kicking balls. It’s all part of the job. All of that is really fun for everyone. It plays like a comic book superhero (Ass Quotes)
Every day is a work day, and I have to work my ass off just as much as any other guy, doing whatever job they’re doing. I believe in commitment and hard work, and hopefully, after that, success comes (Ass Quotes)
Time machine... wouldn’t you like to travel through time? I would. I’d go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya’know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I’m your son from the future! Ahaha! (Ass Quotes)
[There is] type [of actors ]a true thespian who doesn’t give a flying rat’s ass what it is as long as it’s deep, powerful, and painful, and they will dive in headfirst. I really respect those people. Meryl Streep is amazing at it (Ass Quotes)
Intent not followed by action is an insult to your design. Decide what you want, create a plan, and get your ass out there! (Ass Quotes)
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone’s actual life experience. (Ass Quotes)
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won’t wait-you can kick their ass right now. (Ass Quotes)
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security. (Ass Quotes)
Here I was going to work with Pacino thinking, I’m not going to get lucky twice. There’s no way. This guy is going to hand me my ass. He looks like the kind of guy who’s going to hand you your ass. It’s Al Pacino. (Ass Quotes)
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. (Ass Quotes)
Writing is a sad process, sitting on your ass for many, many hours, alone in a room, smelling like coffee, sadness and bitterness, and watching your youth leave. (Ass Quotes)
For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you’re acting like an ass in aluminum foil. (Ass Quotes)
This dope money here is Lil Treys scholarship Cause aint no to tuition for havin no ambition And aint no loans for sittin your ass at home (Ass Quotes)
I don’t want to wake up dead tommorrow and realize I didn’t even try.Luck my ass! Luck is just another word for hard work and an open mind. (Ass Quotes)
Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass (Ass Quotes)
My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see Arnold [Schwarzenegger] kick some ass. (Ass Quotes)
Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone’s ass. (Ass Quotes)
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I’m trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. (Ass Quotes)
The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation. (Ass Quotes)
Me and success are two things you don’t wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens. (Ass Quotes)
Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness (Ass Quotes)
I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad. (Ass Quotes)
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren’t words for that. (Ass Quotes)
Are you going to spank me, daddy? I’m a very bad girl! (bending over naked)Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!! (Ass Quotes)
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can’t tolerate. (Ass Quotes)