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Ass Quotes

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? Picture Quote #1

You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I’ll whip your ass, man. You think I’m going to be late because you’ve got tweezers and a bad attitude? Picture Quote #1

My friends told me I should of left yo ass that 1st time you cheated, Yo I swear I should of listened, cause look you did it again What is it? Is it cause I ain’t fit like these other bitches? Picture Quote #1

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole Picture Quote #1

Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom’s best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer Picture Quote #1

I know that most domesticated animals aren’t indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! ‘Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon’t Picture Quote #1

Just because I’m not coordinated doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass Picture Quote #1

And if you don’t let a boy become a man, it’s no one’s fault but your own when you’re still wiping his ass when he should be making you grandchildren Picture Quote #1

I see the beginning, I see the end. And in the middle I just hope I don’t fall on my ass to much Picture Quote #1

It’s not about going to church every week because you know there’s a lot of people who go to church all of the time who aren’t going to heaven. It’s not even about that, it’s not about kissing God’s ass, it’s about being aware Picture Quote #1

I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year Picture Quote #1

In my next life, I’d like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

Every once in life everyone has one time opportunity. So take your best shot or go to your mama and cry your ass off Picture Quote #1

Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet Picture Quote #1

Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy Picture Quote #1

We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it Picture Quote #1

I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass Picture Quote #1

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus Picture Quote #1

If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I’m sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out Picture Quote #1

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum Picture Quote #1

Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass Picture Quote #1

You can say ass, but you can’t say asshole. That’s why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an ass. Unless you’re British, calling someone an ass really doesn’t work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag Picture Quote #1

Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one’s fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass Picture Quote #1

Respect the world and it takes care of you; disrespect her and she kicks your ass Picture Quote #1

You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it’s okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do Picture Quote #1

My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career Picture Quote #1

If you’ve ever been hungry then you’ll never be full and I know what it’s like to be hungry. When I was 13, I realized I could control my destiny through hard work. I had my hands and I was going to work my ass off, I was going to initiate and create some sort of change in my life Picture Quote #1

People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions Picture Quote #1

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream! Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off Picture Quote #1

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At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? (Ass Quotes) You can’t bring tweezers on an airplane. If I’m on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I’ll whip your ass, man. You think I’m going to be late because you’ve got tweezers and a bad attitude? (Ass Quotes) My friends told me I should of left yo ass that 1st time you cheated, Yo I swear I should of listened, cause look you did it again What is it? Is it cause I ain’t fit like these other bitches? (Ass Quotes) Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole. (Ass Quotes) Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom’s best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer. (Ass Quotes) I know that most domesticated animals aren’t indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! ‘Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon’t. (Ass Quotes) Just because I’m not coordinated doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass (Ass Quotes) And if you don’t let a boy become a man, it’s no one’s fault but your own when you’re still wiping his ass when he should be making you grandchildren. (Ass Quotes) I see the beginning, I see the end. And in the middle I just hope I don’t fall on my ass to much (Ass Quotes) It’s not about going to church every week because you know there’s a lot of people who go to church all of the time who aren’t going to heaven. It’s not even about that, it’s not about kissing God’s ass, it’s about being aware. (Ass Quotes) I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year. (Ass Quotes) In my next life, I’d like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you’ve ever seen. (Ass Quotes) Every once in life everyone has one time opportunity. So take your best shot or go to your mama and cry your ass off. (Ass Quotes) Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet. (Ass Quotes) Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy. (Ass Quotes) We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it. (Ass Quotes) I’ll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass. (Ass Quotes) The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn’t, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that’s a bonus. (Ass Quotes) If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I’m sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out. (Ass Quotes) I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum. (Ass Quotes) Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass. (Ass Quotes) You can say ass, but you can’t say asshole. That’s why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an ass. Unless you’re British, calling someone an ass really doesn’t work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag. (Ass Quotes) Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one’s fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass. (Ass Quotes) Respect the world and it takes care of you; disrespect her and she kicks your ass (Ass Quotes) You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it’s okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do. (Ass Quotes) My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career. (Ass Quotes) If you’ve ever been hungry then you’ll never be full and I know what it’s like to be hungry. When I was 13, I realized I could control my destiny through hard work. I had my hands and I was going to work my ass off, I was going to initiate and create some sort of change in my life. (Ass Quotes) People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions. (Ass Quotes) I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream! (Ass Quotes) Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off. (Ass Quotes)

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