Ass Quotes
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For what it’s worth, I’ve been a hip-hopper from birth. Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf. (Ass Quotes)
If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them. (Ass Quotes)
Get your assets working for you so that your ass isn’t working for someone else (Ass Quotes)
Crew up, Nailer! Lucky Girl shouted. You think I’m going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank? (Ass Quotes)
If someone says there’s a portal to hell under some rocks, you bet your ass I’m going to move them. (Ass Quotes)
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE! (Ass Quotes)
I’m sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I’m waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there’s a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, ‘Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.’ I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist. (Ass Quotes)
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with. (Ass Quotes)
Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it. (Ass Quotes)
I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure (Ass Quotes)
Those green eyes mocked her, and the ass leaned into her blade as if daring her to slice him (Ass Quotes)
Indie rock is just as susceptible - if not more susceptible - to all the gross things about people becoming total ass clowns in music, and only worrying about money and image. I’m not interested in being a part of that. (Ass Quotes)
I’m grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it? (Ass Quotes)
Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you’re a grown ass man. (Ass Quotes)
The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players (Ass Quotes)
Life is like a cucumber. One minute it’s in your hand, the next it’s up you ass. (Ass Quotes)
Shit, who the hell am I kidding? Ronin Flynn’s hands on my ass feel spectacular. (Ass Quotes)
I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing . . . Which is to say, if you want something done, don’t come to me to do it for you; you got to get together and figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal? (Ass Quotes)
Hard work, studying and perseverance will get you no where in life......it’s all about kissing ass (Ass Quotes)
My mom was a pretty hard worker. She worked her ass off, but I’d say we were middle class. I had a car in high school, so I loved the idea that I could mimic this lifestyle. (Ass Quotes)
An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man’s property, his ox or his ass, his man servant or his maid servant or anything this is his. (Ass Quotes)
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass. (Ass Quotes)