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Ass Quotes

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs Picture Quote #1

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes Picture Quote #1

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass Picture Quote #1

Most sportswriters don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground Picture Quote #1

Dressed in the lion’s skin, the ass spread terror far and wide Picture Quote #1

You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you’re dead Picture Quote #1

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass Picture Quote #1

Put your ass where your heart wants to be Picture Quote #1

We all just want to sit on our ass Picture Quote #1

Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes Picture Quote #1

Wine maketh a man act like an ass in a rich pasture Picture Quote #1

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass Picture Quote #1

You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating Picture Quote #1

It is idle to play the lyre for an ass Picture Quote #1

You make my ass hurt! Picture Quote #1

Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door Picture Quote #1

You are cordially invited to kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry, I didn’t know sad ass ugly was in style, good thing I don’t follow fads Picture Quote #1

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! Picture Quote #1

Your best friend will always help you (right after he’s done laughing his ass off) Picture Quote #1

You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Trick question. If you’re at Game Stop, you don’t have a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it Picture Quote #1

Have you ever had your ass whooped on by a black man before? It hurts! Picture Quote #1

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? Picture Quote #1

The ass bears the load, but not the overload Picture Quote #1

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass? Picture Quote #1

I’m dead ass running for president in 2016 Picture Quote #1

You could smell my ass from mars Picture Quote #1

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down Picture Quote #1

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Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs (Ass Quotes) If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! (Ass Quotes) If you’re going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes (Ass Quotes) We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass (Ass Quotes) Most sportswriters don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground (Ass Quotes) Dressed in the lion’s skin, the ass spread terror far and wide (Ass Quotes) You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you’re dead (Ass Quotes) I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass (Ass Quotes) Put your ass where your heart wants to be (Ass Quotes) We all just want to sit on our ass (Ass Quotes) Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes (Ass Quotes) Wine maketh a man act like an ass in a rich pasture (Ass Quotes) Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass (Ass Quotes) You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating (Ass Quotes) It is idle to play the lyre for an ass (Ass Quotes) You make my ass hurt! (Ass Quotes) Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door (Ass Quotes) You are cordially invited to kiss my ass (Ass Quotes) I’m sorry, I didn’t know sad ass ugly was in style, good thing I don’t follow fads (Ass Quotes) And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! (Ass Quotes) Your best friend will always help you (right after he’s done laughing his ass off) (Ass Quotes) You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Trick question. If you’re at Game Stop, you don’t have a girlfriend (Ass Quotes) Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it (Ass Quotes) Have you ever had your ass whooped on by a black man before? It hurts! (Ass Quotes) What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? (Ass Quotes) The ass bears the load, but not the overload (Ass Quotes) Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass? (Ass Quotes) I’m dead ass running for president in 2016 (Ass Quotes) You could smell my ass from mars (Ass Quotes) An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down (Ass Quotes)

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