Ass Quotes
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This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass (Ass Quotes)
When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass (Ass Quotes)
Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes (Ass Quotes)
You better get busy living, because dying’s a pain in the ass (Ass Quotes)
A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver (Ass Quotes)
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing (Ass Quotes)
Dude that was bad ass (Ass Quotes)
That’s a bust your ass shot through and through (Ass Quotes)
Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier (Ass Quotes)
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass (Ass Quotes)
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass (Ass Quotes)
It’s hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut (Ass Quotes)
If you could use your brain like you use your ass (Ass Quotes)
On 18 you’ve got to drive it up a gnat’s ass (Ass Quotes)
I am ashamed the law is such an ass (Ass Quotes)
Decide what you want, create a map, and get your ass out there! (Ass Quotes)
Silly ass. The land would be much more valuable today (Ass Quotes)
If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals (Ass Quotes)
Free your mind, and the ass will follow (Ass Quotes)
This little bathtub smells like ass (Ass Quotes)
This is a car that allows you to adjust the temperature of your ass (Ass Quotes)
He that makes himself an ass must not take it ill if men ride him (Ass Quotes)
While you’re saving your face, you’re losing your ass (Ass Quotes)
May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse? (Ass Quotes)
Now, get out there and kick ass! (Ass Quotes)
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass (Ass Quotes)
We be tight like frogs ass (Ass Quotes)
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up (Ass Quotes)
My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass (Ass Quotes)
Girl, don’t make me put my foot in your ass (Ass Quotes)