Ass Quotes
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Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked (Ass Quotes)
Hakeem couldn’t kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! (Ass Quotes)
I’m just living my life. I’m incredibly disciplined and I work incredibly hard. I show up for things on time, I do my homework, and I work my ass off. I’ve had a lot of luck, but I work really, really hard (Ass Quotes)
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass (Ass Quotes)
My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out (Ass Quotes)
A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass (Ass Quotes)
If I didn’t kick his ass every day? he wouldn’t be worth anything (Ass Quotes)
Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned (Ass Quotes)
Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass (Ass Quotes)
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass (Ass Quotes)
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick (Ass Quotes)
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time (Ass Quotes)
What I didn’t know was that if I didn’t stand with my back to the wall, hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it down the river (Ass Quotes)
Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ass (Ass Quotes)
If it’s a pain in the ass, you’re shaving the wrong place (Ass Quotes)
They’ll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the national anthem (Ass Quotes)
Only eliminating all pains in the ass the real mild and gentle man can live in peace (Ass Quotes)
You gotta love livin’, baby, ‘cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass (Ass Quotes)
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass (Ass Quotes)
I would kick this bad world’s ass if I could just get on my feet (Ass Quotes)
Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass (Ass Quotes)
A small ass circle of friends. A small ass circle of trust (Ass Quotes)
Several years from now, I will kick your ass (Ass Quotes)
Colder than a well digger’s ass (Ass Quotes)
I’m hot and smart enough to be a pain in the ass (Ass Quotes)
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass (Ass Quotes)
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back (Ass Quotes)
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone’s ass by mistake (Ass Quotes)
All women are NATURALLY, bad ass! (Ass Quotes)
Sebastian, en Español, is a bad ass name (Ass Quotes)