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Ass Quotes

You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos Picture Quote #1

What is said behind my back is said to my ass Picture Quote #1

I hate fake ass niggas who ain’t about cash Picture Quote #1

I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass Picture Quote #1

My acting wasn’t the best. But damn, my ass looked tight Picture Quote #1

How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass? Picture Quote #1

I have sinned against my brother the ass Picture Quote #1

You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass Picture Quote #1

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong Picture Quote #1

I will track right on down to hell to pull your ass out of the fire Picture Quote #1

Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass Picture Quote #1

There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine Picture Quote #1

He kisses the D. S. 's hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D. S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction Picture Quote #1

The intelligence of women is not out in the world, acting on its own behalf; it is kept small, inside the home, acting on behalf of another. This is true even when the woman works outside the home, because she is segregated into women's work, and her intelligence does not have the same importance as the lay of her ass Picture Quote #1

The inquiry in England is not whether a man has talents and genius, but whether he is passive and polite and a virtuous ass and obedient to noblemen's opinions in art and science. If he is, he is a good man. If not, he must be starved Picture Quote #1

The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass Picture Quote #1

(on his firing from Two and a Half Men) I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did Picture Quote #1

Apart from the fact there is no normal standard of health, nobody has proved that man is necessarily cheerful by nature. And further, man, by the very fact of being man, of possessing consciousness, is, in comparison with the ass or the crab, a diseased animal. Consciousness is a disease Picture Quote #1

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled Picture Quote #1

I'm nobody's lap dog. So, if you think I'm going to be out there chasing your ass all over D. C. tonight like some freaking, alpha control freak, think again Picture Quote #1

It seems your non alpha man has had a change of heart about chasing your high maintenance ass, after all Picture Quote #1

Lindsey was beautiful and cute, innocent and sexy, sweet and a smart ass. That was what fascinated me so much about her. She was multi dimensional, yet not complicated Picture Quote #1

Dr. Kennedy talked me out of killing myself - for now - without saying a single words or even knowing what was going on. Which, I've decided, is the mark of a totally kick ass therapist Picture Quote #1

There is a certain kind of small town that grows like a boil on the ass of every Army base in the world Picture Quote #1

I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise Picture Quote #1

Convinced that in trying to please all, he had pleased none, and had lost his ass into the bargain Picture Quote #1

I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject Picture Quote #1

By outward show let’s not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated Picture Quote #1

You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk Picture Quote #1

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You can’t be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos (Ass Quotes) What is said behind my back is said to my ass (Ass Quotes) I hate fake ass niggas who ain’t about cash (Ass Quotes) I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass (Ass Quotes) My acting wasn’t the best. But damn, my ass looked tight. (Ass Quotes) How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their ass? (Ass Quotes) I have sinned against my brother the ass (Ass Quotes) You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. (Ass Quotes) If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong (Ass Quotes) I will track right on down to hell to pull your ass out of the fire (Ass Quotes) Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass (Ass Quotes) There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine (Ass Quotes) He kisses the D. S. 's hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D. S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth "inna thervith". "Please Boss Man. I'll wipe your ass, I'll wash out your dirty condoms, I'll polish your shoes with the oil on my nose (Ass Quotes) Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction (Ass Quotes) The intelligence of women is not out in the world, acting on its own behalf; it is kept small, inside the home, acting on behalf of another. This is true even when the woman works outside the home, because she is segregated into women's work, and her intelligence does not have the same importance as the lay of her ass (Ass Quotes) The inquiry in England is not whether a man has talents and genius, but whether he is passive and polite and a virtuous ass and obedient to noblemen's opinions in art and science. If he is, he is a good man. If not, he must be starved (Ass Quotes) The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass (Ass Quotes) (on his firing from Two and a Half Men) I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did (Ass Quotes) Apart from the fact there is no normal standard of health, nobody has proved that man is necessarily cheerful by nature. And further, man, by the very fact of being man, of possessing consciousness, is, in comparison with the ass or the crab, a diseased animal. Consciousness is a disease (Ass Quotes) You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled (Ass Quotes) I'm nobody's lap dog. So, if you think I'm going to be out there chasing your ass all over D. C. tonight like some freaking, alpha control freak, think again (Ass Quotes) It seems your non alpha man has had a change of heart about chasing your high maintenance ass, after all (Ass Quotes) Lindsey was beautiful and cute, innocent and sexy, sweet and a smart ass. That was what fascinated me so much about her. She was multi dimensional, yet not complicated (Ass Quotes) Dr. Kennedy talked me out of killing myself - for now - without saying a single words or even knowing what was going on. Which, I've decided, is the mark of a totally kick ass therapist (Ass Quotes) There is a certain kind of small town that grows like a boil on the ass of every Army base in the world (Ass Quotes) I'm exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I'll kick anyone's ass who says otherwise (Ass Quotes) Convinced that in trying to please all, he had pleased none, and had lost his ass into the bargain (Ass Quotes) I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject (Ass Quotes) By outward show let’s not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated (Ass Quotes) You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk (Ass Quotes)

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