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Ass Quotes

Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa Picture Quote #1

Irony is to the high bred what billingsgate is to the vulgar; and when one gentleman thinks another gentleman an ass, he does not say it point blank, he implies it in the politest terms he can invent Picture Quote #1

You know, it really doesn't matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass Picture Quote #1

I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream past the wit of man to say what dream it was. Man is but an ass if he go about t'expound this dream Picture Quote #1

I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face, and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch Picture Quote #1

If thou art rich, thou'rt poor, for, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, and death unloads thee Picture Quote #1

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this; for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass Picture Quote #1

Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause why music was ordained! Was it not to refresh the mind of man after his studies or his usual pain? Picture Quote #1

There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can - without going against nature Picture Quote #1

I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I don't do the work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life Picture Quote #1

Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts Picture Quote #1

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up Picture Quote #1

My butt crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately Ive been so busy Ive lost a few pounds. My ass crack is always showing! Picture Quote #1

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick ass red lipstick Picture Quote #1

If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass Picture Quote #1

I am an ass indeed; you may prove it by my long ears. I have served him from the hour of my nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows. When I am cold, he heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me with beating Picture Quote #1

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face Picture Quote #1

Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret; I will be master of what is mine own. She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, my household stuff, my field, my barn, my horse, my ox, my ass, my anything; and here she stands, touch her whoever dare Picture Quote #1

There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not too cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake ass Irish pub Picture Quote #1

I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible Picture Quote #1

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible Picture Quote #1

LR: Are you political, lou? Audience: Yeah, are you? LR: Political about what? You give me an issue, I’ll give you a tissue and you can wipe my ass with it Picture Quote #1

There’s something about Shania Twain I just don’t trust. I don’t know, I can’t put my finger... She’s just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass Picture Quote #1

Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom’s best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer Picture Quote #1

When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass! Picture Quote #1

If you feel you have a film that’s valid, you stick your ass on the line Picture Quote #1

The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving Picture Quote #1

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles Picture Quote #1

They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I’m trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind Picture Quote #1

You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it’s okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do Picture Quote #1

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Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa (Ass Quotes) Irony is to the high bred what billingsgate is to the vulgar; and when one gentleman thinks another gentleman an ass, he does not say it point blank, he implies it in the politest terms he can invent (Ass Quotes) You know, it really doesn't matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass (Ass Quotes) I have had a most rare vision. I have had a dream past the wit of man to say what dream it was. Man is but an ass if he go about t'expound this dream (Ass Quotes) I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face, and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch (Ass Quotes) If thou art rich, thou'rt poor, for, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, and death unloads thee (Ass Quotes) Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this; for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass (Ass Quotes) Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause why music was ordained! Was it not to refresh the mind of man after his studies or his usual pain? (Ass Quotes) There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin. But God as my witness, I am going to try to do everything I can to keep this ass together for as long as I possibly can - without going against nature (Ass Quotes) I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I don't do the work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life (Ass Quotes) Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts (Ass Quotes) Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up (Ass Quotes) My butt crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately Ive been so busy Ive lost a few pounds. My ass crack is always showing! (Ass Quotes) Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick ass red lipstick (Ass Quotes) If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass (Ass Quotes) I am an ass indeed; you may prove it by my long ears. I have served him from the hour of my nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows. When I am cold, he heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me with beating (Ass Quotes) I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face (Ass Quotes) Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret; I will be master of what is mine own. She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, my household stuff, my field, my barn, my horse, my ox, my ass, my anything; and here she stands, touch her whoever dare (Ass Quotes) There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not too cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake ass Irish pub (Ass Quotes) I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible (Ass Quotes) I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible (Ass Quotes) LR: Are you political, lou? Audience: Yeah, are you? LR: Political about what? You give me an issue, I’ll give you a tissue and you can wipe my ass with it (Ass Quotes) There’s something about Shania Twain I just don’t trust. I don’t know, I can’t put my finger... She’s just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass (Ass Quotes) Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom’s best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer (Ass Quotes) When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass! (Ass Quotes) If you feel you have a film that’s valid, you stick your ass on the line (Ass Quotes) The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving (Ass Quotes) A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles (Ass Quotes) They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I’m trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind (Ass Quotes) You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it’s okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do (Ass Quotes)

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